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And your finger doesn’t bust through..lol

Mexican food?

LMAO

Paul, when you get off your bicycle, you better be raising your hand.

Underwear......a pair of sox......that's at least 2 shart attacks before busting out back up clothing.....

Was in my 20's in my longhauling days.
Eating restaurant/gas station/wherever all the time.
Living in a truck, never in the same place two days in a row.

Any idea how hard it can be to find a place to take a Dookie
driving an 80' long rig?


Interstate ain't bad. Hit the shoulder.
Perch like a bird on the frame rails between cab and trailer.
Mechanics prefer you to miss the driveline and diff.


Back roads are a bitch.
I had to park right on a rural highway in South Georgia one evening.
Had got to the point it was gonna happen. Goosebumps/cold sweats.
Only choice I had was where.
Looked in the mirror and there was a coiled up pile a steamin".
Waving a white flag of surrender.
Right in the middle of the lane!

Of course I had a change.
Had clothes for the week.

I do carry a change of clothes,but not for fear of schitting my bibs. In case I get wet at work. Did have to stop for fresh underwear on my way to work one time. Farted and squeaked out just a little bit of party mud.

You ain't lived till you've sheit on the side of I-75 ten miles south of downtown Atlanta during rush hour traffic. I had the option of going to the other side of the truck, but my brain don't work that way, I'm a little twisted.

OMG LOL

This is what separates us from Mexicans.

Lol

During my 2-month battle with the covid, I had the shizzling fits several times, pure liquid, totally uncontrollable and with no warning whatsoever. Lost track of how many pairs of shorts I threw away.

Phizer or J&J ?

Last time I remember shtting my pants was about 44 yrs ago. I was up a tree about 15' off the ground and the branch I was standing on broke. Crapped my pants when I landed flat on my back.....not to mention the badly bruised spine.

Sounds like the Jeebus can save a soul but not a set of duds?

Had a range I belonged to with no "facilities" unless the trap shooters were going. I tend to go on weekdays when no one else is around.

Started putting a Homer bucket in the truck after I had to leave a pile in a cat hole in the grass on the side of a shooting house.

having worked around water for a good part of my career, in some mighty cold places, I always kept a spare set of clothes nearby. One place, a guy who'd worked there nearly 30 years said he hadn't slipped and gone swimming yet. A month or so later he ate those words.

Newbies would get the advice from me to have a set in the locker or in their car. They'd look at me like I was an old dumfuk. Then they'd go in sometime soon. Even just one leg overboard to the thigh can be a mighty shocking experience when it's 35F outside. Or, when the waders you're in spring a leak.

Always a roll of TP in each vehicle, or paper towels, or the aforementioned restaurant napkins. And a tee shirt tail serves well enough when necessary.

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Beeing a commuter by train I carry a spare bag with underwear just in case the railwayline may be closed due to some damage to the power line or because some dumbnut pulled the life plug or the railway men and women are on strike again. So I can stay in a hotel or with co-workers and have some clean underwear. It was never needed but in one case it happened exactly what the starter of the thread asked. It wasn't to bad, just something like the above mentioned "sneeze over 50".