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Campfire Kahuna
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Schit before work.
What a fugging bunch of old women and cripples.
Big Jim, one day you'll get caught short and it will be epic. You know something that I have never said? "Hey... I feel like Indian food for lunch!" Or...... "Gee...this place is filthy....but I bet the food is good."
I am MAGA.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If it were that simple all the time.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Oh....I've had my share of close calls.
....but I dont tempt fate.
I am MAGA.
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Always carry an etool and a roll of charmine xtra soft. No problem those two things cant handle
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Always carried my own. Our place had that narrow 2” wide stuff on those 3ft diameter rolls. You could still your fingerprints through it folded five times.
Like that jive they stuff in the Skechers at Shoe Carnival Whoever came up with that stuff should be parked next to Jimmy Hoffa. Right with the dude that invented short handled shovels.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Where the little streams of alcohol come a trickling down the rocks....
I am MAGA.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You and your bandmates sing that one?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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No.
I dont think they are in to that kind of stuff.
I am MAGA.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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But you are????????????????? 
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Worked in the urban areas outside in the elements for decades. I absolutely abhor and despise public restrooms. Went to the central office most times.
The restroom in the shop was the worst. Some of my coworkers were just plain gross. Seriously, how hard is it to flush and not write on the walls? Leaving a big steamer humping up out of the water like the Loch Ness Monster is a point of pride with some guys and they just want to share.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Tracker
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4 page thread about crapping at work with 0 pix....
Theres hope for the fire after all......
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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The thing I like about going at work is that somebody else deals with the aftermath.
I'm a big guy. Everything about me is big, and often times it can be too big for the facility provided. At home, it's going to be my job. That's okay. I spent my youth with plunger in my hand, working for Dad at the apartments. I raised 3 large sons with similar proclivities, so I've done my time. I did what had to be done. For my 13th birthday, Dad bought me my own plunger.
At work? I stay out of the hourly restrooms. They're full of 3rd worlders that don't know about modern hygiene anyway. I go straight to the executive washroom on the next floor up. If I lay something outsized in the porcelain? I write a work order.
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Campfire Ranger
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I dont do chit breaks. As breaks.
Dint need to at my job. Nobody messes with us.
Get the work done, everything's good.
But...came up farming, logging, construction.
The first two, the world is your toilet. Not hard to
find a place. Lots of schitz in the gutter in the barn.
Then, went to long haul trucking.
Schitter hell!
Try running round the clock, living on naps, coffee, and truck stop/gas station
grub. Getting the screamers is common. Having a sitter nearby isnt.
Ingenuity kicks in. If you can pull over in a right hand turn, you turn hard right
just be for you stop. Creates a link in the truck you can hide in. Just squat
beside the drives drop your guts.
Or, hop up between truck and trailer.
Perch in the frame like a bird and drop it.
Hopefully, you miss the drive shaft.
Mechanics dont like a chitty shaft.
Or, the splatter when it flings off.
Current job is nirvana.
2 hopper men's room about 60 feet from my machine.
Usually has vacancies. Kept stocked and clean. Usually.
Since we have no female workers, the woman's is a good backup.
Butt!
The janitorial service recently hired an autistic kid.
It's become....interesting.
He doesn't understand the difference between the act of cleaning,
And the idea of cleaning.
He does exactly what he was taught.
The procedure, not the result.
The floor gets mopped daily.
If there is mud?
He mops just like the floor was clean to start.
The hopper holes?
He cleans daily.
Scrubs the same spot, same brush strokes.
Everyday. Spotless.
Where he scrubs!
The bowls are starting to look a deer with piebald tiger stripes!
Must be a government thing with him.
We used to get a janitor 2 days a week.
With him, it's daily.
And, some lady comes in to watch him.
But, she just plays on the phone.
Would love to see the tital numbers on the cost of having
"Rainman" as a janitor.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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slumloud: Indeed your constant display of "low class" is becoming ridiculous, repetitive and unpleasantly raunchy.
You are worthless here and appear to relish swimming in your own bile and low class blather.
Puzzling that.
And sad.
Let off on the 6th grade lunacy and bathroom observations and try to add something of value here - for once!
Sheesh.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy Like hair washing ? 
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I dont do chit breaks. As breaks.
Dint need to at my job. Nobody messes with us.
Get the work done, everything's good.
But...came up farming, logging, construction.
The first two, the world is your toilet. Not hard to
find a place. Lots of schitz in the gutter in the barn.
Then, went to long haul trucking.
Schitter hell!
Try running round the clock, living on naps, coffee, and truck stop/gas station
grub. Getting the screamers is common. Having a sitter nearby isnt.
Ingenuity kicks in. If you can pull over in a right hand turn, you turn hard right
just be for you stop. Creates a link in the truck you can hide in. Just squat
beside the drives drop your guts.
Or, hop up between truck and trailer.
Perch in the frame like a bird and drop it.
Hopefully, you miss the drive shaft.
Mechanics dont like a chitty shaft.
Or, the splatter when it flings off.
Current job is nirvana.
2 hopper men's room about 60 feet from my machine.
Usually has vacancies. Kept stocked and clean. Usually.
Since we have no female workers, the woman's is a good backup.
Butt!
The janitorial service recently hired an autistic kid.
It's become....interesting.
He doesn't understand the difference between the act of cleaning,
And the idea of cleaning.
He does exactly what he was taught.
The procedure, not the result.
The floor gets mopped daily.
If there is mud?
He mops just like the floor was clean to start.
The hopper holes?
He cleans daily.
Scrubs the same spot, same brush strokes.
Everyday. Spotless.
Where he scrubs!
The bowls are starting to look a deer with piebald tiger stripes!
Must be a government thing with him.
We used to get a janitor 2 days a week.
With him, it's daily.
And, some lady comes in to watch him.
But, she just plays on the phone.
Would love to see the tital numbers on the cost of having
"Rainman" as a janitor.
The fella that was our janitor has about 1100 acres. That’s where myself and renegade hunt arrowheads. We had 3 janitors Our guy Another dude with a cleft lip and palate, we called him ‘Sharkey’ And another dude with a flipper for a left hand. He was Three-Finger Robbie. He was a also a DJ on the side. That flipper could spin the wheels of steel.
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Campfire Tracker
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Years ago when full service gas stations still existed and people paid for schitt with cash instead of debit cards, there was a guy that worked a local gas station that had an extra thumb on his left hand. Dude was born that way, with an extra thumb. When you paid him and he was giving you change, he would pull a roll of ones out of his coveralls and lick that extra thumb of his before peeling ones off that roll with it.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Years ago when full service gas stations still existed and people paid for schitt with cash instead of debit cards, there was a guy that worked a local gas station that had an extra thumb on his left hand. Dude was born that way, with an extra thumb. When you paid him and he was giving you change, he would pull a roll of ones out of his coveralls and lick that extra thumb of his before peeling ones off that roll with it. Bet he was popular with The Shocker
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I think his family tree was missing a limb or two.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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