Told Stubs and the, ummm, ladies, Iām gonna take Danner Boot for a walk. Be gone an hour. Just be cool until I get home.
Hand wave at me over Stubbyās shoulder and a copy that Five-0 from him at me. 5-0 ? Whatās that mean,,,,Iām thinking as I hook Boot up to his leash.
Just got back, Boot running into the house, and all I can hear is Stubs saying āJust Chill Ladiesā...āWeāre Goodā..
And then I find this.....A game of Strip Poker in full swing. The pot in the middle has betted clothing items. Seriously !?!
Stubs is turning Beaveās house into a Chinese Gaming Den. Iām soooo Fooked !
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PS
Deal me in
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Little fƻcker is definitely off his lead...Thinking I need a shock caller on this punk ass, wannabe, Latin King Puff !
I need to make some dinner...Told the kiddos, game night is over, and to hit the Highway. Told Stubbs, to clean the mess up and get ready for dinner....Nah, Papi, Iām not hungry he says. I ate some pie already....Hmmm, pie ?
I hear them talking quietly.....What time does 5-0 usually go to sleep ?
Me thinks tonight, I may have a problem. Stubbs is out of control !!
2B continued...
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You hear that ???....What, sayās wifey?...Just listen... I hear moaning, donāt you ? No, I only hear your snoring. Pfft, whatever. Iāll be right back - Iām gonna check on Stubbles.
OMG...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU 3 DOING ?!?
Hey, Papi, itās nothing to get excited about. Weāre just doing what Oregon says is perfectly legal...What the fĆ»ck are you talking about dum-dum ? Coke aināt legal, anywhere, you dipshĆ®t.
Daphney or Jessie, donāt care which it was, asks me if I want to do a line to relax ? Bitch, stfu and get some clothes on and try to catch yourself some respect!...Wow, 5-0 is getting all hostile, said the smaller bimbo to me.
You havenāt seen hostile yet, bish.....But, youāre about too.
Papi, you can hate the game, but not the playa...
Cut To Black
2B Continued
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog āMolon Labeā
Told Stubs and the, ummm, ladies, Iām gonna take Danner Boot for a walk. Be gone an hour. Just be cool until I get home.
Hand wave at me over Stubbyās shoulder and a copy that Five-0 from him at me. 5-0 ? Whatās that mean,,,,Iām thinking as I hook Boot up to his leash.
Just got back, Boot running into the house, and all I can hear is Stubs saying āJust Chill Ladiesā...āWeāre Goodā..
And then I find this.....A game of Strip Poker in full swing. The pot in the middle has betted clothing items. Seriously !?!
Stubs is turning Beaveās house into a Chinese Gaming Den. Iām soooo Fooked !
š¦«
PS
Deal me in
Yes, you ARE screwed - 5 aces - 2 Ace of Spades! That could get you shot, in a lot of places!
You hear that ???....What, sayās wifey?...Just listen... I hear moaning, donāt you ? No, I only hear your snoring. Pfft, whatever. Iāll be right back - Iām gonna check on Stubbles.
OMG...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU 3 DOING ?!?
Hey, Papi, itās nothing to get excited about. Weāre just doing what Oregon says is perfectly legal...What the fĆ»ck are you talking about dum-dum ? Coke aināt legal, anywhere, you dipshĆ®t.
Daphney or Jessie, donāt care which it was, asks me if I want to do a line to relax ? Bitch, stfu and get some clothes on and try to catch yourself some respect!...Wow, 5-0 is getting all hostile, said the smaller bimbo to me.
You havenāt seen hostile yet, bish.....But, youāre about too.
don't be letting the little guy get into that Herradura too often.
One of the worst hangovers in my life on that stuff, down at the Rio Hardy for a "fishing trip". Must have been about as hot as Oregon is when we tried taking the boat out the next day. Not enough beer in Mexico to cure that hangover, and no A/C in my bud's trailer down there either.
Thanks for the flashback...................NOT.
Anyhow, I don't think Stubbs will ever be the same now. One can never return to normalcy after a life like that. I hope it's not ingrained yet, there may be hope if he hasn't formed the "habit".
By the way, how much "hemp" are you planning to put in those pastures? Has Stubbs seen the clones yet?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
Hey Mark, Were you hitting the Pendleton? I would like to for sure. Ha ha.
Hard liquor turns me into Mr. Hyde - at least, in any quantity. Tequila turns me violent - so I haven't touched it since 1972. Beer is my primary drink - but, it's too early! A small shot of schlivovitz, now and then - but, emphasis on the SMALL. That stuff'll HURT you!
You hear that ???....What, sayās wifey?...Just listen... I hear moaning, donāt you ? No, I only hear your snoring. Pfft, whatever. Iāll be right back - Iām gonna check on Stubbles.
OMG...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU 3 DOING ?!?
Hey, Papi, itās nothing to get excited about. Weāre just doing what Oregon says is perfectly legal...What the fĆ»ck are you talking about dum-dum ? Coke aināt legal, anywhere, you dipshĆ®t.
Daphney or Jessie, donāt care which it was, asks me if I want to do a line to relax ? Bitch, stfu and get some clothes on and try to catch yourself some respect!...Wow, 5-0 is getting all hostile, said the smaller bimbo to me.
You havenāt seen hostile yet, bish.....But, youāre about too.
Papi, you can hate the game, but not the playa...
Cut To Black
2B Continued
Stubby will never be the same again.......the innocence of youth is gone forever.
Took Stubby out for a walk on the jetty to clear his head and to have a talk with him about what went down last night.
He said it mustāve been the 7 tequila shots with the girls that caused him to go all 21 Jump Street on me.
Anyway...Stubs detoxād and weāre back on track....Hopefully.
Danner Boot leading the way.
Stubby got to watch a guide boat trolling in the late afternoon for Chinook at the jaws of the Nehalem. Pretty calm day actually...Not many boats ever attempt to cross out into the ocean from our ājawsā or āBarā due to the shallow depth of water. At only 14ā-20āft depending on the tide, it can generate some sizable waves.
This is Nehalem Bay looking into the blink of an eye town of Wheeler, OR....Yes, the same Wheeler name as Mayor of Portland, Ted Wheeler. His early family put down stakes in these parts.
Iād hope his great, great, great grandparents would of liked to see him drown in this bay when he was a small child...Kidding ? Maybe, maybe not...
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