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Campfire 'Bwana
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Cup of coffee and release the kraken !
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Cup of coffee and release the kraken ! Coffee must be good chit!
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
βMolon Labeβ
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Sure, thatβs no problem. π€ͺπ€― ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/rp1jgv7v/9-F6251-A9-A10-C-4-C12-9-B4-F-862-A5-A9-EBA94.jpg)
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Sure, thatβs no problem. π€ͺπ€― Skittles???
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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hahaha Guess which one keeps me from throwin a 24 pack in the front seat and driving to Washington State. RIGHT NOW ?? lol ππ ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/mDTwnmsh/9-AE25-D0-C-1-A64-4-CBE-839-E-38264-C19843-F.jpg)
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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hahaha Guess which one keeps me from throwin a 24 pack in the front seat and driving to Washington State. RIGHT NOW ?? lol ππ The dullish orange colored one??? You win the thread.... As usual.... π‘π‘π‘π₯΄π₯΄π₯΄πππππ
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Campfire Oracle
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Me????
Just a good strong cup of instant coffee.
Couple of smokes outside surfing the fire on the smart phone
Bout 10 15 mins later.
Like clockwork..
Finely tuned body function routine
Once a day dumpasaurus rex on da waaaaay.
( sometimes the walk upstairs is rather hurriedly done)
Whadda you use to get the deed done???
Bran cereal dry with no milk???
Dry burnt toast???
Unripe Grapefruit w/ no sugar???
Some spoon in whatever stuff in prune juice???
Arab infant blood???
Powdered Bear penis extract???
Ect ect ect....
This need not be a " pics or it never happened " thread.....
π₯΄π₯΄π₯΄ππππππππ
Food.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Oracle
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Trade the smokes for vegetables and cut out 90 % of meat. Like clockwork from there on out . You, uh, work for Biden?
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Ranger
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Something for breakfast and a cup of coffeeβ¦
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Ranger
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Cashews or Pecans, never fails
"I never thought I'd live to see the day that a U.S. president would raise an army to invade his own country."
Robert E. Lee
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Campfire Tracker
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It might be a good question to ask the young lady at the drive through window of the pharmacy. She's always wanting to know if I have any questions....
Harry
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Do you swallow the Copenhagen or just insert it?
Asking for a friend
Old Cuss
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Campfire Regular
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Big pinch of Kodiak, a Bloody Mary or a couple 'claws and a gatorade. I didn't think it was legal for men in Montana to buy White Claws. I know its illegal in Idaho.
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Campfire Regular
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Title made me laugh. π
Advice for pooping!!!!!!
Not an issue at all. I eat lot's of red meat, eggs, cheese, pretty much whatever with a limit on sweets and bread. Black coffee in the morning, dark bear at night seems to work well.
βYou never need fear a man, no matter what his size. When danger threatens, call on me, and I will equalize.β
Samuel Colt.
οΏ½Common sense is genius dressed up in work clothes.οΏ½ - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Campfire Ranger
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Try drinking a little water every once in awhile!!!
God, Family, and Country.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Viagra. That way I can take care of two bodily functions with one solution Order matters!
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Campfire Tracker
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Sure, thatβs no problem. π€ͺπ€― Holy schit. (No pun intended)
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I take a few fiber chewables in the morning and again in the evening.
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Tears welling up recalling the time I waited until day two. A lesson learned, the hard way.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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