Seems like a lotta' trouble just to eat some bacon. I'll stick with the thick-cut hickory-smoked variety - fried up in a cast-iron skillet, thank you.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue