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Chuck Norris #16501436 10/05/21 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,225 Likes: 13 Ny I Irving_D OP Campfire Tracker OP Irving_D Campfire Tracker I Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,225 Likes: 13 Ny You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16501524 10/05/21 Joined: May 2019 Posts: 1,813 Rickshaw Campfire Regular Rickshaw Campfire Regular Joined: May 2019 Posts: 1,813 He reminds me of me.....grin

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16501538 10/05/21 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 23,647 Likes: 1 MontanaMan Campfire Ranger MontanaMan Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 23,647 Likes: 1 Heard he got bitten by a cobra a couple of weeks ago. It was touch & go for awhile but after 5 days, the cobra died. MM

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16501760 10/05/21 Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 2,144 Likes: 1 Idaho S smallfry Campfire Regular smallfry Campfire Regular S Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 2,144 Likes: 1 Idaho Chuck Norris built the house he grew up in.

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16501781 10/05/21 Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX High_Noon Campfire Outfitter High_Noon Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX When Chuck Norris looked into the abyss, the abyss looked the other way. l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16501794 10/05/21 Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX High_Noon Campfire Outfitter High_Noon Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945. This is not a coincidence. l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16501796 10/05/21 Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX High_Noon Campfire Outfitter High_Noon Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16501817 10/05/21 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,285 Likes: 27 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,285 Likes: 27 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... Google ‘em up boys. If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16501859 10/05/21 Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX High_Noon Campfire Outfitter High_Noon Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX For some men, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16501895 10/05/21 Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 2,436 5thShock Campfire Regular 5thShock Campfire Regular Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 2,436 Wow, one I actually had not heard, Thank you immensely.

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16501907 10/05/21 Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,172 Likes: 15 In the Swamps DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,172 Likes: 15 In the Swamps The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them. I am..........disturbed. Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16501940 10/05/21 Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 234 2 2sticks Campfire Member 2sticks Campfire Member 2 Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 234 Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16502011 10/05/21 Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX High_Noon Campfire Outfitter High_Noon Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet. He scares the sh*t out of it. l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16502013 10/05/21 Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX High_Noon Campfire Outfitter High_Noon Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX Chuck Norris can divide by zero. l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16502021 10/05/21 Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX High_Noon Campfire Outfitter High_Noon Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX The Dead Sea was alive before Chuck Norris swam there. l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16502022 10/05/21 Joined: Nov 2019 Posts: 3,632 Likes: 1 PNW G Gooch_McGrundle Campfire Tracker Gooch_McGrundle Campfire Tracker G Joined: Nov 2019 Posts: 3,632 Likes: 1 PNW Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he does Earth-downs.

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16502023 10/05/21 Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX High_Noon Campfire Outfitter High_Noon Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX Chuck Norris starred in Star Wars. He was the force. l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16502024 10/05/21 Joined: Feb 2018 Posts: 10,153 Likes: 4 Kentucky Hills R reivertom Campfire Outfitter reivertom Campfire Outfitter R Joined: Feb 2018 Posts: 10,153 Likes: 4 Kentucky Hills When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the doctor and made him cry.

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16502026 10/05/21 Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX High_Noon Campfire Outfitter High_Noon Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue

Re: Chuck Norris Irving_D #16502027 10/05/21 Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 2,144 Likes: 1 Idaho S smallfry Campfire Regular smallfry Campfire Regular S Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 2,144 Likes: 1 Idaho He uses ttsx’s! Last edited by smallfry; 10/05/21.