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You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute
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He reminds me of me.....grin
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Heard he got bitten by a cobra a couple of weeks ago.
It was touch & go for awhile but after 5 days, the cobra died.
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Chuck Norris built the house he grew up in.
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When Chuck Norris looked into the abyss, the abyss looked the other way.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945. This is not a coincidence.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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For some men, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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Wow, one I actually had not heard, Thank you immensely.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet. He scares the sh*t out of it.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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The Dead Sea was alive before Chuck Norris swam there.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he does Earth-downs.
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Chuck Norris starred in Star Wars. He was the force.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the doctor and made him cry.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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