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No metaphor is perfect. That one was pretty good though.

Also, I don’t drive imports. smile

Cars usually don't have snakes under the hood.... lol



They don’t ever have random shidt go wrong? You can’t mitigate that largely by choosing what to buy?


My exalted Toyota Tacoma schit the bed in the mtns and left me stranded..... according to the campfire illuminati that doesn't happen..... as cumminscowboy said we can play the odds.... but


Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha

Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
#import


LOL...... smile


Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha

Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by deflave
Reading lviker and Gruff's posts in this thread remind me of PaulBarnyard talking about all the arrests he's never made.

LOL

Fugking Idiots.



Lol I’m supposed to apologize for doing my homework and with a bit of luck having a successful marriage? Doesn’t qualify me for telling anyone why a marriage will fail but I can add to a conversation about how to make it work.

Lmao. Sorry not sorry.

If marriage discussions were pidgeonholed to to only them with failed histories it’d be pretty sad and depressing thread.



When we were engaged my (now) wife got mad one time and said
"I think you are trying to find a reason to breakup and not get married"

"Yep. I am. We can end this with way less trouble now, than later.
And I'm not even considering it ending after the wedding. If there is
any reason not to do it. I want to find it. Now!"

She didn't take it well.
Took a long time for her to understand I mean exactly what I say.
No more, no less.

But I've coached our daughters in that philosophy.
Don't overlook issues when you are twitterpated.
They are only going to grow.



Gotta say, I've often thought about what I'd do if she weren't here?
I got a great wife.
We are a team against the world.


Co-workers wives? Vile creatures!
Can't possibly be worth their cost.


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Women, people, have a history, just like cars.

You get one that’s clapped out, been traded in several times, and has a generally sketchy history…..
Well, you’re gonna likely have issues, no matter how sharp it looks.

A woman with good parents, who she has a good healthy relationship with, and a solid upbringing will be a much better bet.

The rest are good for entertainment. They’re the ones you rent, not buy.


“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Originally Posted by MadMooner
Women, people, have a history, just like cars.

You get one that’s clapped out, been traded in several times, and has a generally sketchy history…..
Well, you’re gonna likely have issues, no matter how sharp it looks.

A woman with good parents, who she has a good healthy relationship with, and a solid upbringing will be a much better bet.

The rest are good for entertainment. They’re the ones you rent, not buy.


We need a "womanfax" smile


Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha

Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Just look for body filler, bad paint, and a hidden history of prior owners….😂


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I have seen some, what I considered to be fairly solid women absolutely destroy their families lately. Makes you think. You just never know how things are going to turn out.

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Originally Posted by Calvin
I have seen some, what I considered to be fairly solid women absolutely destroy their families lately. Makes you think. You just never know how things are going to turn out.






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Originally Posted by Calvin
I have seen some, what I considered to be fairly solid women absolutely destroy their families lately. Makes you think. You just never know how things are going to turn out.




What did they do?

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Originally Posted by TrueGrit
I can't imagine not being married or having any kids.

I remember my dad saying the same thing to me when I was 35. I am 56 now and my girlfriend is 59. Neither of us have been married or have any kids.


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Why in the hell would anyone in their right mind want to get married in this day and age? I happen to like owning my own schitt.



Originally Posted by Wannabebwana
Tried it twice. No fuggin way.



It only took one kick to the head for me to figure it out.





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Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
No metaphor is perfect. That one was pretty good though.

Also, I don’t drive imports. smile

Cars usually don't have snakes under the hood.... lol



They don’t ever have random shidt go wrong? You can’t mitigate that largely by choosing what to buy?


My exalted Toyota Tacoma schit the bed in the mtns and left me stranded..... according to the campfire illuminati that doesn't happen..... as cumminscowboy said we can play the odds.... but


“They deserve half I’d just give it to them.”

LOL

Fugking idiots.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by deflave
Reading lviker and Gruff's posts in this thread remind me of PaulBarnyard talking about all the arrests he's never made.

LOL

Fugking Idiots.



Lol I’m supposed to apologize for doing my homework and with a bit of luck having a successful marriage? Doesn’t qualify me for telling anyone why a marriage will fail but I can add to a conversation about how to make it work.

Lmao. Sorry not sorry.

If marriage discussions were pidgeonholed to to only them with failed histories it’d be pretty sad and depressing thread.


You must have your intellect set to turbo.

LOL


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by MadMooner
Women, people, have a history, just like cars.

You get one that’s clapped out, been traded in several times, and has a generally sketchy history…..
Well, you’re gonna likely have issues, no matter how sharp it looks.

A woman with good parents, who she has a good healthy relationship with, and a solid upbringing will be a much better bet.

The rest are good for entertainment. They’re the ones you rent, not buy.




"Clapped out"!

Almost choked on my coffee.


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Congratulations 51 is a terrific accomplishment you are indeed lucky. I’m happy for 30+……..but every minute would be an exaggeration.

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Originally Posted by irfubar


My exalted Toyota Tacoma schit the bed in the mtns and left me stranded..... according to the campfire illuminati that doesn't happen..... as cumminscowboy said we can play the odds.... but


I think a better analogy would be a small group of people trying to understand the decline in quality vehicles over the past twenty years while Gruff and lvmike saying “My truck started this morning” until they’re blue in the face.

LOL

Government involvement in marriage is 100% the cause for the decline in marriage. The family court system in the US is beyond repair. Anybody that supports it, is a Fugking Idiot.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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“I bought a Ford. It was a total lemon. Fords suck and anybody with a different perspective based on their own experience is retarded. I am the final word on fords!”

Lmao


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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
More to the point, when I took the responsibility of being a husband and later a father, that meant being head of the household. It’s an important title. It meant their safety and well being fell on my shoulders. For my kids that was a lifetime commitment. For my wife I always figured she sacrificed the ability to go have a career and provide for herself because the deal was that was MY job, hers was to keep house and tend the kids. Even if she split now, I’d feel morally obligated to give her half what we have. Was a team effort to get where we are.


I seen a comet land in a wheat field once and thought “That the most responsible thing I ever seen!”

JFC, you’ve lost your mind.

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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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