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Alright man, gotta ask. You’ve referred in the past to your wife. How long have you been married, and on a scale 1-10 rate yourself and your old lady on all the salient points. Billy, 21 years ago I married a smoking hot SE Asian girl seven years my junior. That was 6 kids ago. Number 3 graduates this year. As for me, I'm 6 foot tall, 12% body fat, and work in Financial Data Analytics. We both still get hit on by people in their 20's. I won't be posting any pics of my wife and daughters, your old hillbilly heart couldn't handle it and I wouldn't want to be responsible for killing any of you old farts with weak hearts.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
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Alright man, gotta ask. You’ve referred in the past to your wife. How long have you been married, and on a scale 1-10 rate yourself and your old lady on all the salient points. Billy, 21 years ago I married a smoking hot SE Asian girl seven years my junior. That was 6 kids ago. Number 3 graduates this year. As for me, I'm 6 foot tall, 12% body fat, and work in Financial Data Analytics. We both still get hit on by people in their 20's. I won't be posting any pics of my wife and daughters, your old hillbilly heart couldn't handle it and I wouldn't want to be responsible for killing any of you old farts with weak hearts. More power to ya and your lady. I really liked your analysis. Got me to thinking........
Carry what you’re willing to fight with - Mackay Sagebrush
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Alright man, gotta ask. You’ve referred in the past to your wife. How long have you been married, and on a scale 1-10 rate yourself and your old lady on all the salient points. Billy, 21 years ago I married a smoking hot SE Asian girl seven years my junior. That was 6 kids ago. Number 3 graduates this year. As for me, I'm 6 foot tall, 12% body fat, and work in Financial Data Analytics. We both still get hit on by people in their 20's. I won't be posting any pics of my wife and daughters, your old hillbilly heart couldn't handle it and I wouldn't want to be responsible for killing any of you old farts with weak hearts. More power to ya and your lady. I really liked your analysis. Got me to thinking........ Thank you Blu, I appreciate your kind words. Hopefully these conversations will help guys better understand the nature of women and enable them to make more informed decisions regarding how, or even if, they wish to engage with this most interesting quarry, and the risks involved.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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Alright man, gotta ask. You’ve referred in the past to your wife. How long have you been married, and on a scale 1-10 rate yourself and your old lady on all the salient points. Billy, 21 years ago I married a smoking hot SE Asian girl seven years my junior. That was 6 kids ago. Number 3 graduates this year. As for me, I'm 6 foot tall, 12% body fat, and work in Financial Data Analytics. We both still get hit on by people in their 20's. I won't be posting any pics of my wife and daughters, your old hillbilly heart couldn't handle it and I wouldn't want to be responsible for killing any of you old farts with weak hearts. So.. to summarize.. you married a Biden voter? Lol. 
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Alright man, gotta ask. You’ve referred in the past to your wife. How long have you been married, and on a scale 1-10 rate yourself and your old lady on all the salient points. Billy, 21 years ago I married a smoking hot SE Asian girl seven years my junior. That was 6 kids ago. Number 3 graduates this year. As for me, I'm 6 foot tall, 12% body fat, and work in Financial Data Analytics. We both still get hit on by people in their 20's. I won't be posting any pics of my wife and daughters, your old hillbilly heart couldn't handle it and I wouldn't want to be responsible for killing any of you old farts with weak hearts. So.. to summarize.. you married a Biden voter? Lol,. Funny thing about women, they will change their political religious and philosophical beliefs to match those of their man, so if your wife's voting for Biden it's because she doesn't sufficiently respect you as a leader. Mine hands her ballot to me and signs it once it's completed.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
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I'm still waiting for the how to on the perimenapausal years can be survived. Do I just give her half now or does this period (no pun intended) finally chill out and these glorious unicorn years you speak of materialize?
I love my wife when she's not nuts, but I get scared of her when she is.
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If I were single I’d get more bumper than a body shop.
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Alright man, gotta ask. You’ve referred in the past to your wife. How long have you been married, and on a scale 1-10 rate yourself and your old lady on all the salient points. Billy, 21 years ago I married a smoking hot SE Asian girl seven years my junior. That was 6 kids ago. Number 3 graduates this year. As for me, I'm 6 foot tall, 12% body fat, and work in Financial Data Analytics. We both still get hit on by people in their 20's. I won't be posting any pics of my wife and daughters, your old hillbilly heart couldn't handle it and I wouldn't want to be responsible for killing any of you old farts with weak hearts. So.. to summarize.. you married a Biden voter? Lol. Buddy, I don't even start out in that way of thinking based on AS comments. I sense that he is just keeping private what should be. Its his bidness. Doesn't have jack diddly to do with Brandon. I feel the same way, that's why I havent posted any such pics on this site over all the years.
Carry what you’re willing to fight with - Mackay Sagebrush
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lvmiker,
Are you fully vaccinated?
LOL
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lvmiker,
Are you fully vaccinated?
LOL Well yeah. But, the vax he got was the special one, that isn't available ta just anybody. The antibodies is more shapely, and the spikes sharper.
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lvmiker,
Are you fully vaccinated?
LOL Well yeah. But, the vax he got was the special one, that isn't available ta just anybody. The antibodies is more shapely, and the spikes sharper. Oh well Fook me. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Miker is special.... just ask him..... hahhahahahaha
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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I'm still waiting for the how to on the perimenapausal years can be survived. Do I just give her half now or does this period (no pun intended) finally chill out and these glorious unicorn years you speak of materialize?
I love my wife when she's not nuts, but I get scared of her when she is. Divorce is the least painful option......
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Alright man, gotta ask. You’ve referred in the past to your wife. How long have you been married, and on a scale 1-10 rate yourself and your old lady on all the salient points. Billy, 21 years ago I married a smoking hot SE Asian girl seven years my junior. That was 6 kids ago. Number 3 graduates this year. As for me, I'm 6 foot tall, 12% body fat, and work in Financial Data Analytics. We both still get hit on by people in their 20's. I won't be posting any pics of my wife and daughters, your old hillbilly heart couldn't handle it and I wouldn't want to be responsible for killing any of you old farts with weak hearts. So.. to summarize.. you married a Biden voter? Lol,. Funny thing about women, they will change their political religious and philosophical beliefs to match those of their man, so if your wife's voting for Biden it's because she doesn't sufficiently respect you as a leader. Mine hands her ballot to me and signs it once it's completed. So.. you stuffing ballot boxes, too? I thought they only did that in Georgia. Lol.
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lvmiker,
Are you fully vaccinated?
LOL Not yet, I am waiting for the latest insights from you and jag. Thanks for your concern. LOL, PTL mike r
Don't wish it were easier
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Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
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I'm still waiting for the how to on the perimenapausal years can be survived. Do I just give her half now or does this period (no pun intended) finally chill out and these glorious unicorn years you speak of materialize?
I love my wife when she's not nuts, but I get scared of her when she is. HC, in general, those are not fun years. The average age for a midlife crisis is 47, and for most Americans their unhappiest year is when they are 46, and 50% of all divorces occur during a midlife crisis. Presuming you are both on your first marriage there's a 50% chance that at some point you will split, so, you have a 75% of making it through her midlife crisis with the marriage intact. If you make it past that, your odd improve significantly and you're probably safe to buy adjoining cemetery plots.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
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Hormones. Or lack there of.
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You guys just don’t understand the modern woman. It’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.
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