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When I did personal record in the Army, some answers were, 'NA". “Mr. Wabigoon, what is your IQ?” LOL Lol!!! I was thinking the Do you have both testicles question the Are you pregnant question Or the menstrual cycle questions Sorry Wabi... Just a chuckle at your expense 😁😁😄😄😄
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Wabi: I don't think he was questioning your IQ. The way I read it he was posing a sample question as might be on a government form, and then implied that the person answering might have put "NA" down. I got a chuckle out of it.
Carry what you’re willing to fight with - Mackay Sagebrush
Perfect is the enemy of good enough
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Campfire Ranger
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Never been ask. Around here, the answer is pretty much a good guess.
Even most of the ancient widows have some gun, some place.
Many, a shotgun they keep close.
Stabbed my arm at work awhile back.
Couldn't tell you how many times I was ask if I
did it on purpose? Suicidal thought? Thought of hurting myself?
After about the third hint that I might have tried suicide, I looked
at the Triage Nurse and in a pissed off tone ask "You really think
I stabbed my forearm trying to kill myself? I'm not that dam dumb.
A utility knives to the wrist would do much better!"
Maybe that's why it kept going?
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Campfire Kahuna
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I've been on medicare for 8 years now and I've never been asked any question about guns by any doctor or staff.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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I ask em what there favorite position to bang in is.
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Campfire Outfitter
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My doctor knows there's one on my hip when I'm in his office. I bet he doesn't try to charge you $25 for an aspirin.
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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If asked I would launch into a story about a cop buddy telling me about a rash of gun thefts while people were at appointments and mentioned this office as one where the victims had appointments. Be interesting to see their response. But I’ve never been asked. Both the wife and I have been asked if we feel safe in the home. Never about the presence of guns.
Chronographs, bore scopes and pattern boards have broke a lot of hearts.
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Campfire Ranger
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I haven't been asked about guns, but when asked "Do you feel safe at home?" I ask "From what?" That kind of throws them.
NRA LIFE MEMBER
GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS
ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS!
"Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain
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I can't believe that you didn't answer that nurse with "It's OK, since the snip I just shoot blanks"... and flex your biceps for her..
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I went to all boys Catholic high school with my Dr. aside from my blood pressure,we mainly talk about surviving that place, talk about people we went to school with,guns have never come up.
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Campfire Kahuna
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VA is always phishing for schit.
They want ya to go PTSD claim.
They act real subtle with innuendo questioning like you are not normal if you dont want anything to do with it and answer no to their bullschitt.
And drop it when you tell them my MOS was violence and I wasnt a Remf that did 3 or 4 years looking for a lifetime check saying all the magic words and phrases for a check to you people.
They go into brief silent bob mode and move onto to the other questions then.
Cause they know you are check firing em on what they are pushing for .gov job security in their system and .gov info seeking.
All sources of .gov info for gun control when they deem it is needed.
Anyone thinking otherwise is naive....
Do you have that Sargent stuff all over your back window of your Honda Ridgeline?? And generic fruit salad, hey look at me on the front bumper plate I got a fake service vest for my ass licking pit mix and I take him i to walmart and let him piss on every corner ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/MZNcngf4/8-F168-C74-EC7-B-4139-9-C8-D-362-CEE3-C4858.jpg)
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Campfire Kahuna
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Went in for sinus cocktail shot this morning, the nurse came in first to do what they do first , after going through the temp check , Blood pressure check and all that she ask did I have guns in the house , I refused to answer.. WTH ? Last time they asked me that I replied, "none of your @!%$!#@ business"... They've never asked again.. I suppose you could have replied with a question of your own - such as, "how many abortions have you had?"
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Campfire Oracle
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I live in Wyoming so they never bother to ask, everyone in Wyoming has guns in the house.  Same in Montana...they never ask.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Kahuna
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My doctor offices are inside a major university hospital
It’s difficult to go rambo balling in there with spurs, silver tip accent cowboy bows and fuggin drop rig, molle vest, etc
Must be aight in Pissville, West Dakota
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ANY question that is too invasive is answered with NUNYA
"I didn't realize we had so many snipers in this country." by J23
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Campfire 'Bwana
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VA is always phishing for schit.
They want ya to go PTSD claim.
They act real subtle with innuendo questioning like you are not normal if you dont want anything to do with it and answer no to their bullschitt.
And drop it when you tell them my MOS was violence and I wasnt a Remf that did 3 or 4 years looking for a lifetime check saying all the magic words and phrases for a check to you people.
They go into brief silent bob mode and move onto to the other questions then.
Cause they know you are check firing em on what they are pushing for .gov job security in their system and .gov info seeking.
All sources of .gov info for gun control when they deem it is needed.
Anyone thinking otherwise is naive....
Do you have that Sargent stuff all over your back window of your Honda Ridgeline?? And generic fruit salad, hey look at me on the front bumper plate I got a fake service vest for my ass licking pit mix and I take him i to walmart and let him piss on every corner Lol!!! You know I roll low key... Got a plaque on the mancave wall from 39 armed goons. Best goons I ever trained, served, and fought with. Bout it .. All that "I love me" schit is boxed up. Khan, kids, and grandkids can go thru that schit. And see how big a prick with ears I was walking this rock... 👍👍👍👍
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The lady doc I see just asks to stick her finger up my arse and if I want a colonoscopy. I just tell her not yet. Just take a blood test and we're good.
God Bless America
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The only time I was asked about guns at home I answered "No, I have it on me"
She dang near schit her pants and was half way down the hall before I could holler after her that I was only kidding.
For some strange reason she seemed to be rather pissed at me.
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~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Took SD23 for a dr appt the other day. She’s never met this dr but was scheduled for a minor skin surgery.
When he saw her obviously Eastern European name, he started with “Almost every anti-vaxxer I meet is Russian. They all say Canada is becoming Communist. They have no idea!”
Uh, doc, I think they have a lot better idea than you think, having lived through it.
Dumbass.
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