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I got Beaver a plastic replica of my COCK.
I even signed it.
LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Getting a new kitchen in the house. Tear out was yesterday, patching walls and floor tile today, and cabinet install next week. Countertops a few days before Christmas. So maybe she can cook Christmas dinner in it. She’s also getting a new purse to carry the money we no longer have, as it all went towards the kitchen.
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I got Beaver a plastic replica of my COCK.
I even signed it.
LOL ***Beaver after opening his gift*** "HONEY!! He even SIGNED IT!!" LOL
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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I was like, thanks Flavor, it’s an excellent Christmas ornament.
LOL
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Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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I got Beaver a plastic replica of my COCK.
I even signed it.
LOL ***Beaver after opening his gift*** "HONEY!! He even SIGNED IT!!" LOL She calls it her “stocking stuffer.” LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I was like, thanks Flavor, it’s an excellent Christmas ornament.
LOL
🦫 Stop chewing on your Christmas ornaments you fugking retard. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I was like, thanks Flavor, it’s an excellent Christmas ornament.
LOL
🦫 Stop chewing on your Christmas ornaments you fugking retard. LOL Then stop wrapping your junk in bacon, dumb-dumb. 🤣🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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We got amazon boxes showing up every day.
No way I can compete with that.
She buys whatever she wants when she sees it.
And can’t take her out to dinner, she is doing the anorexic thing
Buy her an Itunes card...if she uses it great...if not, it will last a long time. A win either way.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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I think she could use a 300 Winchester magnum I saw down at the gun store, she doesn't hunt, never has but I thought she would still be delighted to own one.
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I think she could use a 300 Winchester magnum I saw down at the gun store, she doesn't hunt, never has but I thought she would still be delighted to own one. Try as I might I find that I cannot fault that line of reasoning...you are a thoughtful husband.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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She saw an LCPii .22lr at BPS the other day and says she’s like it to complement her LCP .380, so I bought one a few days later. I’m sure I’ll be in trouble for not buying the jewelry she’s sent me links to as “hints”. Oh well.
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We got amazon boxes showing up every day.
No way I can compete with that.
She buys whatever she wants when she sees it.
And can’t take her out to dinner, she is doing the anorexic thing
Buy her an Itunes card...if she uses it great...if not, it will last a long time. A win either way. He is getting Mrs. Slumlord a Taylor Swift Picture and a nice frame to go along with it. 👍👍👍😄😄😄
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I was like, thanks Flavor, it’s an excellent Christmas ornament.
LOL
🦫 Stop chewing on your Christmas ornaments you fugking retard. LOL Then stop wrapping your junk in bacon, dumb-dumb. 🤣🦫 Kingston call it the "Baconator." LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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A sammich maker.
Because that says I love you.
Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
Member #547 Join date 3/09/2001
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Pair of slippers and a [bleep].
That way if she don't like the slippers she can go fuhq herself.
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Pair of slippers and a [bleep].
That way if she don't like the slippers she can go fuhq herself. Come on, bro. That joke’s older than ingwe’s mom’s, mom.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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My wife ran one for hours today. Place looks good!
Now with even more aplomb
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Pair of slippers and a [bleep].
That way if she don't like the slippers she can go fuhq herself. Come on, bro. That joke’s older than ingwe’s mom’s, mom. Gotta play to the audience ..... dealing with 77 year olds on average
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A new package of dishwashing gloves and a fresh box of sandwich bags.
Camp is where you make it.
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