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Can't post it, but here's the link:
Model What a bod!
Can't wait till my copy comes in the mail.
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All that meat and no potatoes.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Seen worse. I bet the OP has a pocket protector.....
I am MAGA.
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A lot guys like'em like that.
Why do I have to press 1, for English?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Isn’t that Yummi Nunu? Or whatever! We had a long thread on her yesterday !
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS
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Isn’t that Yummi Nunu? Or whatever! We had a long thread on her yesterday !
Yep Yumi Nu 🥵
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Y'all can have my share lol
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A lot guys like'em like that.
She’s hot!!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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LBP!!! She’s giving you that come hither look!!! You ol’ Lothario you!!!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS
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Damn. Keep you warm in winter
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Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS
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LBP!!! She’s giving you that come hither look!!! You ol’ Lothario you!!!
Woodie I think you’re right!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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They can try to sell that as hot, and they can try to tell us skunks smell like Chanel No. 5. Neither are true.
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BARF!!! You sick bastid.......
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Winter or summer, she’d be fun to work up a sweat with!😁
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Truth is SI sold out to the Woke crowd. They do this stuff to deflect criticism of exploiting women. Next will be the wheelchair hottie and the amputee hottie, if not first the Butch not so hottie
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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Campfire Kahuna
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Not a thing wrong with her.
I am MAGA.
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They can try to sell that as hot, and they can try to tell us skunks smell like Chanel No. 5. Neither are true.
Exactly.
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Some environmentalists tried to push her back into the ocean.
Whatever you said...everyone knows you are a lying jerk.
That's a bold assertion. Point out where you think I lied.
Well?
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When I was a 25 year old buck, I wouldn't have touched that hog with a 10 foot pole. And I wouldn't touch her today. My standards have slipped a little but not that low.
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Some environmentalists tried to push her back into the ocean.
ROFLMAO
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I’m happy to accept the nomination for president of the Campfire Chubby Chaser Society if a nomination is set forward.
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Japanese will take her to market
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Not a thing wrong with her.
Preach it Jim!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Used to be you could bet a girl like that was a helluva cook. These days not so much.
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS
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Pretty Hot for a Sumo Wressler!
Don't let her get on top. Could be lights out.
God Bless America
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Lot of flabby oldsters sure are judgemental.
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jorge1 likes the chunky ones.
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Pleeease don't. No one's perfected the "unsee" pill yet.
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SI is full of slim and trim beauties, they just throw in a thick one now for the chubby chasers. It’s ok gentlemen guys like me leave more thin ones for y’all.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Where’s Hanco he use to post some chubby women didn’t he?
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Some guys like to wrassle above their weight class
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Biggest gal I ever dated was 145 lbs. She was 5' 10"
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Damn. Keep you warm in winter
All that blubber and doesn’t even appear to have more than a B cup.
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Big girls with small tits do exist.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Lot of flabby oldsters sure are judgemental.
The thing that most of us are mocking is the gas lighting by media trying to tell us that being significantly overweight and out of shape is beautiful and bikini model worthy (everyone gets a trophy, everyone’s beautiful, everyone is as smart as the next person ect). I’m not the guy that Haines would call on to model underwear. That’s alright. We can’t all be all things to all people and pretending that we can is stupid.
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Hard to say for sure but looks like they might be slab titties . But guarantee they’re better than skinny girl slabs . What the hell , we ain’t gonna get the opportunity to say yay or nay . Not toe to toe Kenneth
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Where’s Hanco he use to post some chubby women didn’t he?
I quit.
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S.I. used to be "the [bleep]" when I was a kid. Now they are neck and neck with national geographic!
It doesn't matter who gets more votes, It matters who counts the votes.
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NOT a fan of BBW or "Plus size women" !
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Be careful, think of the food bill…..😊
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at my age of 68 and close too 69 , little extra meat ain`t so bad , when i was young i had my share of the thin pretty ones !
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Sports Illustrated is woke... what do you expect?
Originally Posted by Judman PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Sports Illustrated is woke... what do you expect?
Exactly. This is about pushing an agenda and trying to paint men that do not find overweight woman to be the ideal or perfect body type as sexist pigs.
I don’t buy that narrative. News flash but woman are attracted to fit in shape men too. Men are more visually oriented than woman overall but that’s a natural biological difference. Just as woman tend to be more interested in a man’s financial status than what men are towards a woman’s financial status.
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Damn. Keep you warm in winter
All that blubber and doesn’t even appear to have more than a B cup.
That too, but look at the fatty posing for the photo giving the camera her “I’m hot and ready” look
Reminds me of Chris Farley doing the Chippendale dance-off against Patrick Swayze. Lol
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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Fat white chicks in SI ... I figured they were just catering to the bruthas.
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Definitely ain’t Kathy Ireland and Elle McPherson from 1988
He went over yonder way
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Who has the sack of flour?
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Damn. Keep you warm in winter
All that blubber and doesn’t even appear to have more than a B cup.
That too, but look at the fatty posing for the photo giving the camera her “I’m hot and ready” look
Reminds me of Chris Farley doing the Chippendale dance-off against Patrick Swayze. Lol
Yep,
Chris Farley died way to soon. He was one of the few legitimately really funny guys in Hollywood IMO.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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A lot guys like'em like that.
She’s hot!!
Wrapped in all that insulation it's no surprise.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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That too, but look at the fatty posing for the photo giving the camera her “I’m hot and ready” look
There's a cheesecake next to the camera.
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Not a thing wrong with her.
I was gonna say at least she can cook, but K-wood musta been there and says no.
😳
Be careful, think of the food bill…..😊
I used to say that about draft horses that I wanted. I guess she is a Percheron mare of sorts.
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Definitely not your traditional "I have an eating disorder" swimsuit model.
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When she go's to the beach the whales stop and watch.
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Pass the eye bleach!
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I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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"No good deed shall go unpunished!"
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All my ex's look like that now, I'm still buff, though!
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bet ya she can buck 80# hay bales in July....... and then more............
T R U M P W O N ! U L T R A M A G A !
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All that blubber and doesn’t even appear to have more than a B cup.
Turn her around. She's got bigger boobs on her back than the front.
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I say boy, that there is a prairie manatee boy, Genus: Trecherchus Cuninglingaeus Furus Traderus
GOA
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Lol... Dude in 2/327th long ago Probably 120 pds 5' 5" Had a big ole wife. Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him. It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT. Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive. Dude comes into PT one monday arm casted up. Got a profile for 8 weeks. Finally came thru one through of his buds in his platoon days later His ole lady rolled over on him in bed and snapped his radius bone in his forearm, internal triangulated fracture. Rolled over on him and had to roll off him while he was screaming. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️.😬😬😬 She had a baby when we were deployed to desert storm. Dude showing everyone pics. Baby looked like a pinky hamster displayed on a massive forearm. Lotsa skinny dudes in the army with big ole gals Only thing I can figure out is hometown basic training/ait hero got his 1st shot of azz and fell in love before they show up at his 1st duty station.
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... Had a big ole wife. Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him. It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT. Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive.
A big gal lived across the street from a friend of mine. The suspension of her Datsun B210 had a permanent sag on the driver's side.
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Getting rotten. I bet it smells.
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at my age of 68 and close too 69 , little extra meat ain`t so bad , when i was young i had my share of the thin pretty ones !
That ain't a little extra meat that's a lot of extra potato and rice. Just can't do fat and all the health issues that follow . Buy her some white pants and open up a multi screen cinema on that azz.
Never take life to seriously, after all ,no one gets out of it alive.
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My ex topped out at 125. Freakin porker LOL
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At least you never have to ask her if she wants fries with her meal.
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Make Gitmo Great Again!! Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?
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Not even Jordan Peterson would hit that Shamu lookin' pile. mike r
Don't wish it were easier Wish you were better Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that. Craig Douglas ECQC
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Lol... Dude in 2/327th long ago Probably 120 pds 5' 5" Had a big ole wife. Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him. It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT. Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive. Dude comes into PT one monday arm casted up. Got a profile for 8 weeks. Finally came thru one through of his buds in his platoon days later His ole lady rolled over on him in bed and snapped his radius bone in his forearm, internal triangulated fracture. Rolled over on him and had to roll off him while he was screaming. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️.😬😬😬 She had a baby when we were deployed to desert storm. Dude showing everyone pics. Baby looked like a pinky hamster displayed on a massive forearm. Lotsa skinny dudes in the army with big ole gals Only thing I can figure out is hometown basic training/ait hero got his 1st shot of azz and fell in love before they show up at his 1st duty station.
Same thing in my squad. Except as far as I know he never experienced any broken bones. Passed around polaroids of her once in delta corridor at 29 stumps! She looked like simonkentons pic above. Vatos in The unit went wild with laughter. Stole on of his pics and was passing it to other platoons! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hideous !
They had a kid. Poor thing was all neck. Like beaker on the muppets. Felt so sorry for that kid. Spittin’ image of his dad!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS
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I get pissed when I'm scrolling through porn and some bastard has posted up a video of some fat chick. They just look like they smell like armpit.
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Not even Jordan Peterson would hit that Shamu lookin' pile. mike r
I’d hit like a drum!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Lol... Dude in 2/327th long ago Probably 120 pds 5' 5" Had a big ole wife. Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him. It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT. Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive. Dude comes into PT one monday arm casted up. Got a profile for 8 weeks. Finally came thru one through of his buds in his platoon days later His ole lady rolled over on him in bed and snapped his radius bone in his forearm, internal triangulated fracture. Rolled over on him and had to roll off him while he was screaming. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️.😬😬😬 She had a baby when we were deployed to desert storm. Dude showing everyone pics. Baby looked like a pinky hamster displayed on a massive forearm. Lotsa skinny dudes in the army with big ole gals Only thing I can figure out is hometown basic training/ait hero got his 1st shot of azz and fell in love before they show up at his 1st duty station.
Same thing in my squad. Except as far as I know he never experienced any broken bones. Passed around polaroids of her once in delta corridor at 29 stumps! She looked like simonkentons pic above. Vatos in The unit went wild with laughter. Stole on of his pics and was passing it to other platoons! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hideous !
They had a kid. Poor thing was all neck. Like beaker on the muppets. Felt so sorry for that kid. Spittin’ image of his dad!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beaker on the muppets.
LMFAO!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I give her the ruckus, but she should be in the cover of SI just like I should be on the cover of Mens Health.
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A customer at the auto shop I managed kept complaining about his Dodge pickup pulling to the right, even after we had aligned it twice. Then he drove in one day with his wife onboard, all 400+ pounds of her. I had them both sit in the truck while the front end man did another adjustment- - - -no pull, unless she ws not onboard- - - -then it would turn hard left if he let go of the steering wheel. The front bumper had about a 3 inch tilt to the right most of the time. Ms Flabbo from SI probably needs a wide load sign on her butt and a beeper for when she backs up!
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VIDEO
What this thread needs is some music!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Where’s Hanco he use to post some chubby women didn’t he?
I quit.
Was gonna say “damn” but then you graciously relented.
Good Man!
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So many creases, so little time...
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Y'all need to remember she's someone's daughter & granddaughter. They'd be cryin' if they saw what some of you fellas were posting about their loved one.
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Remember when the SI swim suit issue was the best of the best in hottest women? I'd like to return to those days.
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Fugging pussies can't go 30 mins without a shower, a bidet, pink baby lotion and now they can't stand a non-anorexic woman. You twats deserve to be Chinese pets.
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Fugging pussies can't go 30 mins without a shower, a bidet, pink baby lotion and now they can't stand a non-anorexic woman. You twats deserve to be Chinese pets.
gotta have a pine tree air "freshener" clipped to the A/C vents.....................and they even have to have functioning A/C for when it gets to 80F.
sheesh
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Me and you Geno....there is nothing you can do with guys like us. We are tougher than a boiled owl.
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Guessing I learned it early Jim Moved across the country in July of '63, in a black '61 Chevy station wagon, no A/C, old Rte 66 once we hit MO or some such. 3 kids, 2 adults, and a baby still in diapers, and we didn't have disposable ones back then. 117F in the dark when we hit Needles. Arrived SoCal on 1 Aug 61. Now I'm a wimp, tolerated cars with no A/C when we lived in the desert of AZ in the early 2000s and temps up to 126 or so. Now I think it's hot when it hits 105 here.
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Well, look at the bright side. If you harness her up I'll bet she could pop an F-350 out of a mud hole.
Know fat, know flavor. No fat, no flavor. I tried going vegan, but then realized it was a big missed steak.
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There's a lot of room between non-anorexic and the gal in question.
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What a LOAD - axle breaker - probably take one of those old Power Wagons to move her.
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[quote=mathman]There's a lot of room between non-anorexic and the gal in question.[/quote Hahaha! Yeah..I bet it's real apparent in Louisiana.
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We have fatties too, but that has nothing to do with the truth of my statement.
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bet ya she can buck 80# hay bales in July....... and then more............
Send her up!!
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Damn. Keep you warm in winter
Yep. Kick at least two dogs out of bed...
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Said the drunk trying to compliment the fat girl he was hitting on: "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."
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You keep it wet, I’ll call Sea World!
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She's infinitely better than the man they had a couple years ago. This one is el sicko.
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Ain't one of you on here that wouldn't have fun with that gal, stop lying.
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I suppose some young guy looks at that and gets turned on. Pretty sad. She's just a fat girl, in my book.
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It’s a trick to provoke a bunch of comments like we have here. When she’s on the cover of Womens’ Health or in a cookie commercial on the tube we’ll know they really mean it.
What fresh Hell is this?
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How to turn a fox into a pig: feed her carbohydrates. How to turn a pig into a fox: feed her protein.
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I bet a bunch of us Campfire guys wouldn’t look that great in a skimpy swimsuit, but we also wouldn’t expect to see our pics being celebrated on the cover of Muscle & Fitness. Context matters. A guy can live the hobo life if he wants to, but it would be odd to put him on the cover of Forbes in the name of “inclusivity”.
Now with even more aplomb
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My sweet wife is 62 years old and looks, maybe, twenty times better than that tub of lard.
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Remember when the SI swim suit issue was the best of the best in hottest women? I'd like to return to those days.
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Anorexia has killed a few young girls, a tragedy, but promoting and glorifying obesity will kill a LOT more.
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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They make one piece bathing suits for a reason. Edk
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They make one piece bathing suits for a reason. Edk
they make tents for a reason, too.
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Y'all need to remember she's someone's daughter & granddaughter. They'd be cryin' if they saw what some of you fellas were posting about their loved one.
She's the one that took her clothes off and presented her fat self to the public. Sort of opens the door for public comment.
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All I'm going to say is that a pillow is much more comfortable than a bag of sticks.
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All I'm going to say is that a pillow is much more comfortable than a bag of sticks.
Amen!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Some of you seem to be mocking her. Making fun of her!
Don't do it, my hearties. She is valuable!!
I bet a Spanish silver ounce, that she would render 38 barrels. Might go 40 on a good day.
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That stuff is worth its weight in gold back in Nantucket.
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Ya know...I heard a limerick about Nantucket once...
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All that meat and no potatoes.
My dad used to say that.
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bones is for dogs
this is the perfect body to me
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Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Ok, but too fat for me. To each his own.
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Don’t know about lady , but aok by me .
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She’d take some wear around here lol
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Probably some suffering wrists as we speak .😂
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All that meat and no potatoes.
My dad used to say that.
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Where ya been, son?
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Could be much...
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Could be much...
There is definitely a difference between this crowd and Yumi!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Could be much...
Damnations
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Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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Looks like she's melting.
Lol
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A better kind of thick ...
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Hey, if that girl were to lose 20 or 30 pounds, she'd be attractive.
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As I understand it, no one is saying women have to be perfect. Hell I like them a little softer and curvy too. The objection comes when woke retards try to make A into B by lying and manipulating public opinion
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How in hell those fat gals wipe their ass is a mystery to me??
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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The Babylon Bee says the next cover model is Stacy Abrams.
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The Babylon Bee says the next cover model is Stacy Abrams.
How in hell those fat gals wipe their ass is a mystery to me??
They don't. 🤢🤢🤢
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jum conrad: For YOU to call anyone a "pussy" is just exactly like the pot calling the kettle black! PUSSY! Sheesh. Its getting rich around here. Hold into the wind VarmintGuy
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LBP!!! She’s giving you that come hither look!!! You ol’ Lothario you!!!
didn't Dr Smith call the Robot that?
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Could be much...
There is definitely a difference between this crowd and Yumi!
Today maybe how about 10 years from now.
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Babylon Bee: ATLANTA—In what many are calling a long-overdue act of democracy, justice, and equity, Sports Illustrated has honored Stacey Abrams as this year’s Swimsuit Edition cover model. “Despite decades of unfair Abrams-suppression measures, we have finally ascended the pinnacle of what our institution represents: beautiful governors ignoring haters, racists, and meanies,” said Sports Illustrated managing editor Gob Dibbons to the press at yesterday’s unveiling event for the highly-anticipated magazine issue. Amid cheers for Abrams finally being recognized as a beautiful, powerful governor, several members of the press fainted when Dibbons drew back the black felt curtain to reveal the cover depicting the bombshell Democrat supermodel. Reporters from Fox News claim that Abrams lost the 2018 Georgia Governor’s election and is not, in fact, a beautiful governor, but they have had their press passes revoked for spreading hurtful disinformation.
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Yesterday at a friends funeral a woman fell in the back of the church. Took 4 big guys to get her back on her feet , about 400 lbs. She had a pretty face but if you got her in the sack 911 would have to get her out.
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Hey, if that girl were to lose 20 or 30 pounds, she be attractive.
Following that logic...if the others were to lose 300-500lbs they could possibly be attractive too.LOL
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Yesterday at a friends funeral a woman fell in the back of the church. Took 4 big guys to get her back on her feet , about 400 lbs. She had a pretty face but if you got her in the sack 911 would have to get her out.
What's the number to call to get yourself out??
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The plus side of fat girls: Concealment *and* cover.
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Hey, if that girl were to lose 20 or 30 pounds, she be attractive.
I’d bet a nickel that a minimum of 70 percent of poster’s women aren’t as nice looking as this gal. Is she a supermodel, no, but she isn’t a whale.
And for the record, yes, my wife is thinner than her.
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Hey, if that girl were to lose 20 or 30 pounds, she be attractive.
I’d bet a nickel that a minimum of 70 percent of poster’s women aren’t as nice looking as this gal. Is she a supermodel, no, but she isn’t a whale.
And for the record, yes, my wife is thinner than her.
LOL, you think Hawkeye has an ol' lady?!
Most of the rest are 80 lbs overweight and 10 years into Medicare talking like they'd ever be in a position to turn her down, lol.
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That girl is seriously sexy. Not even in the same league as the SI sow.
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Both of these are perfect to me.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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I wouldn't touch that. I can't stand the giant flabby Kim Kardashian asses like this girl has.
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Both of these are perfect to me.
The bottom one is fine, good looking gal. I'd be all over her. The other one has the giant ass thing going that I can't stand so she'd be a no.
I guess it's the influence of black culture and rap, but I can't figure out why giant, gelatinous fat rear ends are now considered sexy by some guys. I don't mind a few extra pounds on a woman but it has to be proportionate. The giant, out of shape butts that are in vogue now are as gross as a giant beer belly on a woman.
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This piece of ass is A-OK for me. A few extra pounds don't hurt. Plus, nice tits, and she looks to be eager for action!
I wonder, full bush, or, landing strip, or shaved?
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What fresh Hell is this?
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Brazil is know for holding Miss BumBum contests to see what girls have the biggest butts. If you want to search for them, you've been warned.
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How in hell those fat gals wipe their ass is a mystery to me??
They go over to KFWA's house.
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Hey, if that girl were to lose 20 or 30 pounds, she be attractive.
I’d bet a nickel that a minimum of 70 percent of poster’s women aren’t as nice looking as this gal. Is she a supermodel, no, but she isn’t a whale.
And for the record, yes, my wife is thinner than her.
So is my wife. I’d be so far into that remaining 30% it wouldn’t be funny
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Hell Yeah! I’d fug the bottom out of her!!!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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All Hail Hanco keep’em coming!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Hey, if that girl were to lose 20 or 30 pounds, she be attractive.
I’d bet a nickel that a minimum of 70 percent of poster’s women aren’t as nice looking as this gal. Is she a supermodel, no, but she isn’t a whale.
And for the record, yes, my wife is thinner than her.
So is my wife. I’d be so far into that remaining 30% it wouldn’t be funny
Absolute perfection!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Campfire Savant
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You fellows like a little meat on your women!!!
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Campfire Savant
Campfire Savant
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Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Regular
Campfire Regular
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Here I thought the SI model was going to be a Transformer. Turns out it’s just a slab of Pork. This world (well America) has become one sad arse place the last 5-7 decades. Toxic masculinity, instagram famous, YouTube sensation. Sometimes I think global warming isn’t happening fast enough. I wonder if the Dinosaurs became a bunch of apologetic, pansy arse Leftist LIEberals before they were wiped out???? I surfed past one of those YouTube “shows”, where some pretty, Asian 20 something girl, was bragging to the panel about how she “F Ed” a bunch of Instagram employees to get her account unlocked. She seemed proud of it, and the “men”’on the panel (are they really men?) thought it was great. Back in my day, that made you a dirty whore!
"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help"
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Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
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Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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The old turbo prop
Getting some snacks.
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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The old turbo prop
Getting some snacks LOL
Her mom is still thin too.
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Campfire Savant
Campfire Savant
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Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
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Unskinny bop…..just blows me away…..
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Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
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She’s thick like oatmeal, damn she’s hot.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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Posts: 23,533
How in hell those fat gals wipe their ass is a mystery to me??
They go over to KFWA's house.
heh
I ain't feeding them though
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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Campfire Savant
Campfire Savant
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Campfire 'Bwana
Campfire 'Bwana
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Posts: 46,024
How in hell those fat gals wipe their ass is a mystery to me??
They go over to KFWA's house.
That's why he keeps Installing new bidets. They crush 'em to the floor.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Posts: 86,180
Campfire Oracle
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,180
Hell Yeah! I’d fug the bottom out of her!!!
Well, that’s her job.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
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Hell Yeah! I’d fug the bottom out of her!!!
Well, that’s her job.
Indeed Sir
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
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I think most of you would hit it if you got the chance and your friends didn't see you.
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Posts: 494
Campfire Member
Campfire Member
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Posts: 494
I think most of you would hit it if you got the chance and your friends didn't see you.
Wasn’t this always the case especially when everyone was in school!!! Lol
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Posts: 44,820
Campfire 'Bwana
Campfire 'Bwana
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Nope. Character shows when no one is looking. Mine is intact.
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Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
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I think most of you would hit it if you got the chance and your friends didn't see you.
Friends hell, no shame here. I’d fug Yumi in the middle of Grand Central Station during rush hour!! 😁
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
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Posts: 6,155
I think most of you would hit it if you got the chance and your friends didn't see you.
Same as riding a moped. It can be a lot of fun as long as your friends don't find out about it.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger. Stupid always finds a way.
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Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
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Yesterday at a friends funeral a woman fell in the back of the church. Took 4 big guys to get her back on her feet , about 400 lbs. She had a pretty face but if you got her in the sack 911 would have to get her out.
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Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger. Stupid always finds a way.
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Campfire Savant
Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Kahuna
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This is mo betta........
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