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You are pretty much a bitch.

Right outside of the subdivision is Amish territory. I have already planned on drenching them with my water bottle when they hold me up with their stupid little horse and buggies.

You should be able to outnut them boys

Knowing how to bunnyhop would of saved that guy a trip to the hospital. That dude behind him sure had some good reflexes.

This is actually pretty entertaining. A friend and I had left a fish cookout and he had two honey filled deep fried biscuits he brought to carry home. We was driving on a road that was 35 mph and saw a motorcycle headed our way, he said watch this [bleep]! He threw one of the biscuits hit the guy on the bike. The guy turned around hauled ass and caught up with us and asked what the hell we thought we doing throwing something at him. My buddy spoke real quickly and said he saw the guy in front of us throw something out the window. The motorcyclist believed him and got back on his bike and off he went chasing another vehicle down.

That's what they get for riding on the shoulder.

That's the purpose.

So yes I guess I’m white trash since I was part of the fun!

Attention whoring plain and simple.

I have always yet been able to stop before hitting the bicyclists, so I haven’t out-driven my line of sight yet. That doesn’t mean I have to like slowing down to accommodate for them at times. Same with cattle, wildlife, poorly placed driveways and whatever else.

Besides cattle and wildlife, I will give all those other hidden obstacles the same disdain, especially if they don’t make an effort to warn traffic such as flags, warning signs, etc. People breaking down and not doing what they can to get off the roadway are just as guilty as bicyclists at causing roadway hazards and I don’t approve of them either. I know several people who rerouted their driveway or straight up moved due to them being in dangerous positions.

The main difference between those folks and bicyclists are that bicyclists go out to do their thing knowing they’re causing roadway hassles. Most ranchers/farmers I know who need to drive a tractor somewhere along a main road do so for the shortest time possible, then use back roads where they can. Many (not all though) also do it when traffic is minimal and use the slow moving warnings signs, use flaggers and pilot cars, at least on the main highways. Some of the smaller highways they don’t and I cuss them too.

His HOA friends are already bitching about how his one window lean-to with a real door is going to wreck home owner prices in the neighborhood. Next comes seeing him in Spandex nut separaters to end the game.

Just "pretty much"?

The one take away from this whole thread... is that I now realize that I have been far too laissez faire and accommodating to bicyclists... and Paul...

Like Communists... they demand more, more, more at every bend in the road.

Thanks Paul... I will track the white line closer from here on out.

I have no problem killing a Communist.

Farmers and ranchers are working, usually on a road that was gravel or dirt for over a hundred years. No issues with them.

Bicyclists are parasitic phoucs that can't decide if they're recreation or transportation. On it's face its playing badminton in the road or peddling to get to work. Riding to work I have no issue with, that covers about 1 percent of bicyclists. A cluster of 20 or more phoucs ain't going to work at 6:30 in the evening.

Let's face it, they're playing in the highway like they own it without spending one red cent for the basketball court.

I want a gun range on some paved real estate that I can blame, bitch and whine about cars and truck owners that paved and maintained it not making it a safe range; about the same logic

Love the thread!

Great for enabling complete whackjob fucqkfaces to out themselves.

Do you mentally retarded dumbfucqks also get worked-up when you’re “inconvenienced” by a slow senior driver on the road?

Fucqkin’ just throw some trash at them or hit them with a 2X4 when you drive by…

I wonder why the “tough guys” in their vehicles here don’t just drive up a bit, park and get out?


People on bikes commonly don’t stop at stop signs in residential areas. I wouldn’t either if I was riding a bike. And the guys here bitching about it wouldn’t either.

I can fab the bumper... any of you guys good with audio and a PA systems?

I like the horn... nice deep base to it...