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Originally Posted by shootem
Jesus was a carpenter. How he kept from cussin I’ll never know.
Wonder if he smoked Camels too:



The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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It tickles compared to this



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Although now I'm twice as careful using a hammer and nails


WTF did you do?
Firewood accident I have a pto mounted buzz saw, I was bumped into while I was using it


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It does not have be a hammer, I swing a knotter shut on a IH 50T baler and got a black nail.


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6/5/22 – (HC* goes into shock after hitting his thumb with a hammer.)

“My first job helping build a high end energy efficient home was a memorable hit. No expense spared.

I was the youngest worker, so I was the one given the task of driving nails into oak. I couldn't get the nails started with little taps. I had to swing hard. After a few nails went buzzing off the hardwood, I finally took off the end of my thumb. Lol!

I just remember that I was given a rag, told to apply pressure and hold it up. I was surprised that I was going into shock according to the owners son. It wasn't a major wound. He just said to force myself to stay awake because I kept about passing out. He said if I pass out, then I would die. Lol! As a kid I bought it.”

[*HC = Hardly Conscious]


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Whatever you said...everyone knows you are a lying jerk.

That's a bold assertion. Point out where you think I lied.

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Originally Posted by mauserand9mm
6/5/22 – (HC* goes into shock after hitting his thumb with a hammer.)

“My first job helping build a high end energy efficient home was a memorable hit. No expense spared.

I was the youngest worker, so I was the one given the task of driving nails into oak. I couldn't get the nails started with little taps. I had to swing hard. After a few nails went buzzing off the hardwood, I finally took off the end of my thumb. Lol!

I just remember that I was given a rag, told to apply pressure and hold it up. I was surprised that I was going into shock according to the owners son. It wasn't a major wound. He just said to force myself to stay awake because I kept about passing out. He said if I pass out, then I would die. Lol! As a kid I bought it.”

[*HC = Hardly Conscious]


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LOL 😂😂😂😂

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Originally Posted by Valsdad
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Originally Posted by jackmountain
It hurts!
My first job helping build a high end energy efficient home was a memorable hit. No expense spared.
I was the youngest worker, so I was the one given the task of driving nails into oak. I couldn't get the nails started with little taps. I had to swing hard. After a few nails went buzzing off the hardwood, I finally took off the end of my thumb. Lol!
I just remember that I was given a rag, told to apply pressure and hold it up. I was surprised that I was going into shock according to the owners son. It wasn't a major wound. He just said to force myself to stay awake because I kept about passing out. He said if I pass out, then I would die. Lol! As a kid I bought it.


The smart thing to do when nailing into seasoned oak, especially in "high end energy efficient homes" is to




DRILL A FREAKIN' STARTER HOLE.

so you don't split that "high end wood"



Sheesh


The rest of your story is pretty unbelievable too.

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Ever split rounds with wedge and maul wearing sandals?


Buncha pussies anyway, jeez

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Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by shootem
Jesus was a carpenter. How he kept from cussin I’ll never know.
Wonder if he smoked Camels too:



I’ll bet He was level on the level.


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One time I watched a guy put his thumb on the end of a piece of rebar his buddy was driving into the ground with a 12lb sledgehammer, vaporizing his thumb.


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Originally Posted by stxhunter
One time I watched a guy put his thumb on the end of a piece of rebar his buddy was driving into the ground with a 12lb sledgehammer, vaporizing his thumb.

Geeez, threw up in my mouth a little.


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Originally Posted by DeadHead
Originally Posted by huntsman22
Hammers?...... nail guns are where it's at.....

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Badass!




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is the pope catholic ?
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You haven’t worked much if you haven’t. That’s right there with wrapping up your cut fingers in electrical tape at a job site.
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