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Be honest...... #17319749 06/08/22
Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 30,933 Likes: 21 Rural Utah USA T tikkanut OP Campfire 'Bwana
OP tikkanut Campfire 'Bwana T Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 30,933 Likes: 21 Rural Utah USA	What is the dummest......lamest....idiotic thing your wife asked you to do ? Be honest.........here's mine...... Lawn looks like scchidtt........I tell her....... Neighbors dog & deer just schhiddt all over it.... I mow it once a week......Its sorta green.........all we do is walk on it....water is scarce...... She bought some 'green lawn paint' from the bezos store.........WTF really.......? What a PIA to apply.......plugged up the sprayer......one experimental quart doesn't go far... Let's hear your dummest wife's suggestion.........over........ T R U M P W O N ! U L T R A M A G A !

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Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 4,045 Likes: 1 Utah crittrgittr Campfire Tracker
crittrgittr Campfire Tracker Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 4,045 Likes: 1 Utah	Honey, let's get a swimming pool.

Re: Be honest...... tikkanut #17319775 06/08/22
Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 4,045 Likes: 1 Utah crittrgittr Campfire Tracker
crittrgittr Campfire Tracker Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 4,045 Likes: 1 Utah	Then we did.

Re: Be honest...... crittrgittr #17319794 06/08/22
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Lawdwaz Campfire Outfitter L Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 8,785 WNY	Originally Posted by crittrgittr Then we did. That's a GREAT pool if you're going to get one. You can ditch it in no time if you decide to.

Re: Be honest...... tikkanut #17319807 06/08/22
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 26,627 Likes: 20 Metairie, LA PaulBarnard Campfire Ranger
PaulBarnard Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 26,627 Likes: 20 Metairie, LA	Mine asked me to check to see if it was a swole up tick or a hemorrhoid on her butthole.

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Re: Be honest...... PaulBarnard #17319811 06/08/22
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Raferman Campfire Tracker R Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 4,813 NC	Originally Posted by PaulBarnard Mine asked me to check to see if it was a swole up tick or a hemorrhoid on her butthole. So???

Re: Be honest...... PaulBarnard #17319815 06/08/22
Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,279 Likes: 3 Tejas JohnnyLoco Campfire Outfitter
JohnnyLoco Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 9,279 Likes: 3 Tejas	Originally Posted by PaulBarnard Mine asked me to check to see if it was a swole up tick or a hemorrhoid on her butthole. I’m not sure if that is Love and trust or dumb ? But when I blow an ass gasket I get a mirror. Last edited by JohnnyLoco; 06/08/22.

Re: Be honest...... tikkanut #17319822 06/08/22
Joined: Nov 2018 Posts: 17,138 Likes: 27 N. California Morewood Campfire Ranger
Morewood Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2018 Posts: 17,138 Likes: 27 N. California	Bathing beauties indeed, crittergetter. whistles

Re: Be honest...... Raferman #17319824 06/08/22
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 26,627 Likes: 20 Metairie, LA PaulBarnard Campfire Ranger
PaulBarnard Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 26,627 Likes: 20 Metairie, LA	Originally Posted by Raferman Originally Posted by PaulBarnard Mine asked me to check to see if it was a swole up tick or a hemorrhoid on her butthole. So??? Looked like a bruise or some kind of damage. Have no idea what it could have been.

Re: Be honest...... PaulBarnard #17320153 06/08/22
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sandcritter Campfire Tracker Joined: Jul 2008 Posts: 4,867 the last best place	Originally Posted by PaulBarnard Originally Posted by Raferman Originally Posted by PaulBarnard Mine asked me to check to see if it was a swole up tick or a hemorrhoid on her butthole. So??? Looked like a bruise or some kind of damage. Have no idea what it could have been. She buy a Ruger, too? Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more. "Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.

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skfullen Campfire Regular S Joined: Jul 2019 Posts: 693 Texas	Thanks for making me nose trickle my drink... The original Frito Bandito!

Re: Be honest...... tikkanut #17320174 06/08/22
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Geno67 Campfire Regular Joined: Aug 2017 Posts: 1,929 Likes: 17 Old Florida	Feed, clothe and house a junkie. A person who's happy will make others happy. Anne Frank

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