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When were about 6 years into our marriage we were at a local store and she started reaming out a guy that was 3 times my size, fortunately I knew the guy quite well she just didn't know it.

When I quite laughing I asked her if she was trying to get my ass beat.

Wife went to the gun store with me and saw a skeet shotgun and sang the skeet skeet skeet rap song, not knowing what it meant.

I got some weird looks from the staff.

When wife was birthing our 3rd. Turned out the OB and I had some connections. We were just chatting about business, etc. and she suddenly screams, "I'm trying to have a baby here!"

I was gonna Google “skeet skeet skeet rap song”, then thought better of it.

Apparently "shooting skeet" to them is squirting their man-naise all over some girl in the club.

Wife somehow heard that song and didn't know what it meant lol
But the dudes in the store did

When I actually married her to put her on my health insurance when I worked in the oilfield.

I have a double. My wife and my sister-in-law were looking at a house plan and noted all the "Unfin. Storage" in the basement. They put their heads together and discussed, but then asked:

"What's an unfin?"

Fish that can't swim...

Stxhunter, one for you.

My sister was reviewing a flooring invoice and noticed a line item directed to the installer. She got all twisted up over it since the installer costs were supposed to be rolled into the carpet price. She called the company and demanded to know why LR Hall was directly paid $250.

because that was probably what it was going to cost for total labor for the installer for the job, they always get on that kind of deal.

I don't work for home depot /lowes that do that crap.

I once left my cell phone at home when I headed to work. My wife texted me asking if I knew i forgot my phone..WTF!!!

Top this...my p.o.s. pickup quit coming home from work one day, borrowed a phone and called the soon to be wife, "get a tow chain and come and get me". She did, we are heading home with the usual drama, bang, slack, jerk, rattle rattle clink tinkle, so she gets up about 30 mph finally smoothing out, the chain however came unhooked, she never even looked in the mirror, she's headin' home, I'm sitting on the side of the road seeing her disappear into the distance. She had to have made it nearly 5 miles before noticing I wasn't hooked on. We didn't talk much when she showed back up about 15 minutes later, so I hooked up again and we made it home. Haven't really brought it up over the last 45 years coward that I am.

Her pinning me in the back door of my F150 with one of those Wally World gimp carts while I’m trying to load groceries. Backed up and rammed the back door, with me still in it about three time. Laughing her azz off the whole time.

Thanks to my cat like reflexes I was able to dodge her cereal bowl and a can of green beans on another occasion. But she did sucker knock me with her walker once real good while I was trying to clean up something.

Memories.

Wife is pregnant. Goes to visit her mother for the day an hour away. No big deal. I had things to do around the apartment anyway.

2 weeks later we're all together with her parents and he mother asks me how I liked the apple pie she made? WTF? What apple pie?

Wife starts bawling.

Here she ate the apple pie, while DRIVING on the way home with her hands and stopped off at a gas station to wash them and throw out the tin before she got to the house. Never mentioned it to anyone. Ate a whole damn pie in 60 miles.

That’s hard to top. Funny.

And she wasn't/isn't a big girl. Was maybe 130 lbs at the time. Was 5 months preggo?

That is a good one

That's funny! hahaha

Wifey took exception to something I said, chunked a plastic bottle of syrup. It missed me, exploded when it hit the wall. It made the biggest damn mess. I had to clean it up.