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Richer than 4 foot up a bulls azz.
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A crow schit him on a fence post.
Official member of "The Clan of Turd-like People"
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Going to open a can of woop a$$
Ted
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That woman's crazier than a chithouse rat!!
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Fits like a fist in the eye.
A running horse never plowed a field.
Deader than yesterdays news.
Wilder than a March hare.
Darker than a [bleep] pocket.
Better than a sharp stick in the eye.
Got a wild hair up his ass.
Busier than a one armed paper hanger.
When its gone, its gone. Said by the new guy on a fly in camp who drank all the beer by Tuesday.
My other auto is a .45
The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price has faded from memory
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Skin a fart to save a nickel and ruin a fifty cent jack knife.
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Posts: 859
Campfire Regular
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Tighter'n a bull's ass in fly season.
He's so tight you can't pull a needle out his ass with a tractor.
Colder'n a well digger's ass.
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So tight he'd skin a flea for his hide and tallow.
That boy would climb a greased pole backwards to tell a lie rather than stand flatfooted on the ground and tell the truth.
He'd lie even if the truth would serve him better.
He's about three turns tighter than tree bark.
I wouldn't spit on him if he was on fire!
He's so black, charcoal would make a white mark on him.
Tighter than an ant's a$$ stretched over a #9 washtub.
Stared at her like a calf mooning a new gate.
Squeal like a pig hung under a gate.
Wouldn't say "s#¡t" if he was standing in it knee deep.
Drunker than Cooter Brown.
He ain't got a pot to pu$$ in or a window to throw it out of.
He's so broke, he'd have to fart twice to make a scent.
Hes so ugly, his momma had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the puppy to play with him.
He's so stupid, if you put his brain in a humming bird, it would fly upside down and backwards and bv euck a mule's a$$ for a morning glory.
Dumber than a bag of: hammers - rocks, etc, etc.....
He's slower than smoke off s#¡t on a cold morning.
So slow he couldn't catch a cafe on biscuit wheels.
Slicker than a greased pig.
Played him like a fiddle.
Whip him 'til he s#¡ts, then whip him for s#¡tting.
I'm gonna kick your butt 'til your nose bleeds!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Tighter than a fishes bum.
Sweating like a whore in church.
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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This tractor couldn't pull a greased string out of a cat's ass. Rio7
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Ranger
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I bet his azzhole is puckered up so tight you couldn't drive a greased nail up it with a twenty pound sledgehammer.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You gonna stand there all day with your hands in your pockets or are you gonna drop your drawers and rail that sheep like a man?
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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You gonna stand there all day with your hands in your pockets or are you gonna drop your drawers and rail that sheep like a man? Don't talk about Jim Conrad that way.
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Feed him lots of beans , fug him in the azz and pray he shirts himself to death
That’s just plain mean
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It fits like gloves on a rooster.
--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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Cuter than a spotted puppy
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Campfire Ranger
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Cuter than a spotted puppy Cuter than a spotted puppy, in a little red wagon, sitting under a Christmas tree.
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Worthless as tits on a boar. F--ked like Hogans goat. Hotter than a freshly F--ked fox in a forest fire.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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