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So 4 of us take a road trip to visit a friend, while we are away one of the members of our group has his granddaughter house sitting. Only rule your boyfriend is not allowed over. That lasted about two days. Her mom walks in boyfriend has pants off, daughter is completely naked. The excuse is they went for ice cream and it was so hot it melted all over them so they went to the grandfather's house to get changed because there was cream all over the place and everything was sticky. Needless to say we had some lively ball busting sitting around the fire drinking bourbon. Nothing like being in the process of taking a sip of bourbon and blowing it out your nose from laughing so hard.

Her mom walked in on us once in a vacant house they owned.

My Dad and I are standing by the garage looking at my car and he smiles and says, is that a butt print on your hatch window?

several times. Funniest was back in about 1963, busted by a St John's County deputy. 3 AM in the parking lot of the old Oasis ocean front restaurant on A1A just south of Jax Beach. Tried to get out of the back seat with his flashlight beam in my face, and fell out face first, foot tripped un in her bra. I was like 17, she was less. Cop bitched us out and let us go. I drove off stark naked, with her trying her best to get dressed while I fishtailed out of the parking lot.

😳😂😂😂😂😂

Our 5 yr old daughter came in the bedroom one Sat morning while momma and I were being very friendly....she jumped on my back and said "Goody, a daddy sandwich!"

My dog has walked in on my rubbing one out to midget porn. That's uncomfortable. The way she looks at me like "Daddy, is everything okay?"

Did ya forget the peanut butter?😂

"With hotdogs!"

Came out of the bedroom, after "a rest" 1 Saturday afternoon, to find the kids had hung my Akubra on the door knob !

At the exact instant of “the best part” the door busts open and the 3 year old says excitedly, “hey dad, what are you guys doing?!!”

My oldest daughter was three at the time, got out of bed in the middle of the night and walked in on mommy and daddy "sleeping". We don't know how long she stood in the doorway quietly watching before sternly saying, with hands on her hips, "WHAT are you doing to my mommy?!?"

We told our son we were exercising! He thought we were wrestling!

Twice with the same girl parked on back rds a by a deputy, lol 17 with a 15 yr old girl. Once at my bubbies house by his mom, we had people over parting and this one chick stayed the night with me, Phyllis opened the door while I was going down on her, she just nonchalantly said sorry Roger heard a noise so just checking.
I really miss her and big Jerry her husband they were like my second parent's "oilfield trash" but good people. She died of cancer in her early fifties and jerry 6 months after, he started drinking heavily after she died and ran off the road one night.

Punchline to the joke:

"Roll mommy over...I want puppies!!"

Damn Sam going to have to put you on Ignore, lol. good for you, I can picture it because I've been there more than once.

My brother had the idea of sending a dick pic to his girlfriend, snapped a picture of it with his Polaroid, put it in the scanner and emailed the picture to her. Forgot to take it out of the scanner. Next day my dad asks us who's dick this was.

yup

Yes...I told them to quit visiting that website.








Just joking....

All of the above, it happens!

This story is 152% true, as told by my straight laced parents. Both have passed so I can tell it and not suffer the consequences. The times they had told it, they’d both be crying with laughter, tears streaming down, me about to die of embarrassment.

Apparently I was two, three years old and walked in on them doing the deed. They froze, froze solid, thinking I’d walk out of the room in boredom if they didn’t move.

My mom, apparently, was on top. I walked around their motionless bodies, looking at whatever the hell they were doing. I was flat puzzled.

Eventually, they say I stepped back, looked over the situation and said “Ride that pony mama! Ride that pony!” And proceeded to walk out, uninterested in the goings on at that point.

My dad and mom, per the story, cracked up and couldn’t stop laughing and said “Just forget it…there’s always next time.”

Not by my parents but my grandma ! She was a really cool grandma and just snorted a chuckle and closed the door.

I’ll add that I was 15 and was staying in the Navy Lodge. My grandma and her second husband had picked me up to go see my uncle reenlist in the Navy in Pensacola Florida.

My wife and I we’re going at it, and our son (at that time) was 4. He said dad I can see your trying to hide mom!!

For me (and my girlfriend) it was being busted on Dow Chemical property by a Dow security guard. Nekkid except for a shirt or something over my lap with him shining a Maglite on us. His biggest concern was to make sure that my girlfriend was OK, followed by letting us know that the softball diamond we were parked at was owned by Dow.

I was 17 my girlfriend 19. She was giving me a blowie on the family room couch. Lights off,pants around my ankles and she was naked between my legs. My dad walked in , turned on the lights and started laughing. Turned off the lights and went upstairs. Never mentioned a word to me afterwards.

I grew up living in a mobile home... I was banging my girlfriend and a leg of the bed punched through the particle board floor.
I simply moved the bed over a few inches and the shag carpet covered the hole.
Later my grandparents were visiting for Christmas and the bed fell through the hole... they thought they did it!
I said what were you two up to in there? ... I laughed my azz off as did the rest of the family.

Late one evening after the kids were put to bed, my wife and I decided to engage in pleasuring one another.

The lights were off when all of a sudden, the hallway light comes on and the bedroom door slowly opens.

There in the doorway is our 4 year old son, looking tired as one would expect from being awaken. “ Would you guys quit noising, I’m trying to sleep!” Then he slowly turns and heads back down the hallway to his bedroom.

Needless to say, we’re embarrassed and cracking up with laughter to the point of just packing it in and calling it a night!

working for my first wife's dad, he had a field that was on a side road on the back part of their farm that had a gate. His daughter and I used to go there, drive into the field and close the gate and do what most teens want to do.

One night we are drinking and are feeling pretty randy, we end up rolling around in the grass, we're drunk we don't care. I go home and hit the bed

Next day I'm working with the father, we head over to the field, he walks over and picks up my underwear with a stick.

All I could say was "looks like someone had fun last night".

All he did was laugh. To this day I don't know if he knew it was mine or not.

Yep. Dad was proud. Mom was pissed. Girl was embarrassed.

When I was 16, my buddy paul and I snuck Marry fae into my parent's house, about a week or so later I had to ask my mom for the insurance card so I could go to the Dr, she asked why and I told her, never lied to her. My mom, lol Oh, probably that girl you and paul thought you snuck in the other day. went to the Dr got a finger stuck up my ass and a shot of penicillin. Paul wouldn't admit he had to do the same for a couple of yrs. Good times, Marry Fae was a fun whore, but a whore, lol.

Went to the in-laws for supper about 10 yrs ago 3 yr old daughter out of the blue says mommy was kissing daddy’s pp last night 🤦‍♂️🤬🥵 we carried on the “previous” conversation nothing else said after a few looks and red faces

One of my friend's 18 year old son (still living at home) recently got caught by his older sister all greased up in the nether regions, butt naked, and mid stroke with a towel ready, and a pornsite up on their computer in there downstairs office. The parents had left home to go to a concert and hotel for the evening, and the older sister just decided to stop by...
We all got a big laugh out of that one...

My sister in law overheard me and my ex wife once...we were all on vacation and we thought the cabin was empty lol

She told that story a few times

Would you rather:

Be forced to watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life, or join in once to make it stop?

This topic came up 12 years ago,...answered thusly by me:

3 yr old Nicole was told mom and dad was nekkid wrestling...

Had a funny feeling I was being watched from behind me railing Khanarella doggy style.

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My contributions were more animated back then. I'm older and much more subdued these days.

I walked in on my younger brother when he was about 15, had some girl layed out on the bed riding her like a bull. He had his chaps on and a pair of boots, bare ass hanging out, kinky little mf'er at just 15. 🤣🤣🤣

Lmao

Was on a double date in high school. Had been to a party with with enough booze to get my girlfriends best friend drunk. We went parking after the party and someone noticed the time. The girls had date curfews. We rushed to drop my girlfriends friend off first. When we arrived in front of her house, she was passed out with no shirt or bra on. My buddy and I dressed her as best as we could and I helped him cart her to her front door. Suddenly the porch light comes on and we can see this girls shirt was miss-buttoned and her bra was hanging out from the bottom of her shirt.

The door opens and this girls mother was standing there. My buddy took off running, and left me standing there holding this girl up. It was quite a dilemma, and a memory I'll never forget.

Girlfriend’s parents were headed to a restaurant in Charlotte to celebrate her Mom’s birthday. The drive down there combined with dinner would give us LOTS of time. Her folks has second thoughts on heading to Charlotte and went to Big Daddy’s Seafood, not far down the road. Obviously they got home waaay early, interrupting us as things were getting good. It was a most uncomfortable situation. My folks got called and I was in BIG trouble. Girl’s folks “banned me” from seeing her, which didn’t work at all. We were having way too much fun to quit!

My Mom caught my older brother and his back then future wife in his bedroom.
After that I never had a chance at home
When my mom would come home she would charge downstairs to my bedroom and throw the door open and yell
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE
I would always be sitting on the floor with what ever my girl was back them.
I would never let myself be caught sitting on the bed ever.

My first real Girlfriend and I went out and parked on the side of the road one day with snow all over the place so the windows fogged up.
We heard a knock on the window and it was a Police officer I was rounding 3rd base and so was she at the time.
Her Parents were pissed and would not let me see her any more.

Never caught.

Driving down the road with Dad one Saturday morning, about a mile from home I notice a Trojan wrapper on my dash.

Kinda palmed that sucker and put in my shirt pocket.

Dad never said a word.
But if I saw it after a mile, that man saw it before he closed the door.

Hell yeah. Plenty of times

When I was 19, in college in West Texas, I went to a rodeo dance at the Texas Cowboy Reunion Rodeo in Stamford, Texas with my buddies. This little hot Mexican chick hanging out with some girl friends of ours from my hometown was giving me the eye so I danced with her a few times...Anyway, we both got trashed on cheap beer and whiskey and one thing led to the other and we ended up in the back of her car in the parking lot of the rodeo getting it on...I didn't realize it, but she was parked next to an open area where a bunch of people would go to shoot dice after the rodeo dance...So, we're going at it in the backseat and all these people are showing up around her car talking, some of them even leaning on the car, then my buddies show up, and being the arseholes they are proceeded to tell all these people what was going on in the car.. Before I know it a bunch of them are shaking the car back and forth cheering us on...Never did get to finish and was embarassed as heck getting out of the car...Made a bunch of new friends though...

I never got caught doing the nasty. Just lucky I guess. One night, while I was still in the Air Force, I set my buddy up with my girl friend's sister.. My girl friend was a little bent out of shape and she was wanting some loving. I told her to be patient and we could get it on after I drop sis and buddy off. She says I'm not waiting and proceeded to give me a BJ while her sister and my buddy are in the back seat watching. That was the first time she did that for me. It sure as hell wasn't the last and we had no witnesses. Turned out she had a fetish about BJs. I had no complaints.
PJ

Drove out to the back of the high school parking lot and was just getting wrapped up when a squad car pulls up and hits us with the take down lights. I threw my shirt over my girls tits, hand over my parts as a female officer walks up. She asks my girl if everything was okay, and she responds with, it was great until about 2 minutes ago. She directed us to get moving along and we did. Roughly 3 or 4 years later I'm in a firearms class for work and Officer Kim Stephens walks to the front of the class and spots me. She proceeds to ask me, "What happened to the girl I caught you banging in the school parking lot?" In front of a platoon of 24 of my closest friends, I responded over all the laughing, I married her. We've been friends ever since.

I took a Greyhound bus from Georgia to Kansas (to pickup a truck I bought).

One and only time I EVER took a bus... nasty people.

Avoid the back rows especially...

Framed

Woman barber , revenge for wanting to do her and her girlfriend , her boss .
After hours at the salon we were having a few beers and I brought up the subject , again , about the three of us .
Guess they were better prepared than me .

Talk got randy and beers flowed , so finally her boss opens her purse and says here , this will get you rocking .
Don’t know what kind of pill it was , but was told it was a sex pill .

This was before viagra was a thing .

Next thing I know I wake up in this box .

Were the hell am I ?

Eyes adjusting , WTF ?
I’m in a tanning bed with lid closed .

Now the voices are starting to filter into my dazed head and realize it’s women chatting and heartily laughing .

Fugk , push the lid open , I’m buck naked , looking around the room for clothes , realizing I had been had .

Room is bare except a couple chairs and tanning bed , finally spot my clothes under the tanning bed.

Looking around , windows are a solid fixture , do suck it up butter cup and go out into the salon .

Opened the door , silence fell , then stepped out into the salon and the laughter began as the boss , girlfriend, and three patrons are enjoying their handy work , searching my fogged mind for something cool to say , drawing a blank and decided to quietly exit .

One lady said , please tell us about your night sweetly , I turned and decided to just smile and leave .

We eventually parted ways , she was one of those that don’t know when it’s over it’s over , but I have to say , she was not boring .


Kenneth

A finger up the ass to diagnose the clap? Uh, Roger...

YEP! I once had a case of hematospermia, blood in the ejaculate.............. and a digital prostate stimulus allows the Dr to get a sample............

BTW, the first time you ejaculate CRIMSON is an 'Oh CHITT' moment.............

When I was 20, my parents went on a week’s vacation in Puerto Rico. My 3 siblings all decided to sleep over their friends’ homes, leaving me alone. On the third day of my parents 7 day vacation I snaked a hot little redhead over to our house and was playing “Hide the Salami” in my parents bed when their door flew open. It turns out my parents went deep sea fishing on the second day of their trip and got horribly sunburned. They flew home the next day, catching me in flagrante delecto. My Dad just smiled and said “I hope you used some protection.” I replied “Dad I believe in the motto spend a nickle save your pickle”. He did compliment me on how cute my date was.

Lol, to my dads delight I married that butt print 35 years ago.

Not me, but one of my cousins was doing the deed with his girlfriend of the moment in his mother's bed. His younger brother came home, heard noises and went to investigate, capturing the couple in the act. His sole comment was "That's mom's bed. You better change the sheets when you finish." They've been telling that story for about 40 years.

That hemawhateverthehell sounds different from street grade clap.

Had a distant cousin many moons back.
His mother (Great Depression era) was the "Mother of the Community"!
EVERYbody knew Aunt Annie and her husband. They were the anchor of the small community and known and loved by all. The oldest son, L.J. was also the neighborhood "rounder" who was always up to some devilment.
One of the neighbor kids thought L.J. hung the moon and followed him everywhere he went.

Alan waited for LJ to finish breakfast and the two miscreants headed to the barn.
Soon Aunt Annie heard the goats in the barn raising hell.
She yelled out the back door, "You boys leave them goats alone!"
Alan, bless his heart, not wanting to disappoint the community matriarch, stuck his head out the barn door and hollered, "That ain't me effing them goats Aunt Annie! That's LJ!"

When I was a Sr in HS, a friend and I rolled into the 7-11 about midnight to grab a soda. As I'm heading in I hear someone calling my name from the field behind the store. I'm looking around wondering who the hell is calling me because I couldn't see anyone and who would be in the field at that hour? We're looking around and finally spot my buddies younger brother hiding out in the tall grass wearing nothing but a smile. He had been there about two hours hiding in the tall grass, weeds scratching his arse, wondering how he was going to get home. We laughed our butts off at finding him there in that predicament, his whining made it even funnier! Turns out he was railing his girlfriend down in the basement bedroom when Dad came home and realized he was at risk of becoming a grandpa. He stormed down the stairs ready to kick some ass and 'lil brother heard him coming. He jumped up and evacuated via the basement window without stopping to even grab his clothes. He ran down the street to then end of the block where the convenience store was and hid out, not knowing whether dad was in hot pursuit, or how he was going to get home, or how to explain things if he were found by an unfriendly. I drove my truck into the field between him and the store and we had him to jump into the bed of the truck. That was the funniest ride home I've ever had.

Not me but a dude I knew in 8th grade got hooked up with a “adventurous”girl I dated earlier she decided to give him a hand job at the lunch table during school the teacher seen the shenanigans she had bad breath so I sent her down the road

Earlybird,,,,
The bad breath wasn't from hand jobs....

Kock breath I know she had some real nice titties she wound up having 5 kids by 5 different men I ran into her at a hole in the wall sub shop not long ago still looks good and was wanting my number 😉I can’t keep up with what I got I still think about them big titties at times🤣

Forgot about the part wifey slapped the schitt out her on the school bus.Me and wifey was cold and hot in them days and word got around she called wifey a whore.Wifey is maybe 4ft 8 120 or so “back then”😗she don’t take schit off nobody never has never will.Wifey stands right behind the bus driver seat waiting on big tits she climbs aboard and all hell breaks loose.Big tits lands on the gear shifter with a bloody nose and is beat down the steps🫣 out to the parking lot

Once got pinned down in girlfriend's bedroom when her parents came home early. I hid in her closet drinking the beer I'd brought while she sleepily replied to their questions. I had 2 escape routes. One, down the long hallway and out the front door right past their bedroom as they sit up in bed and read.

Two, wait in the closet drinking beer and pissing in empty bottles waiting for her parents to go to sleep and pop girlfriends window screen to leap 9 feet over a hedge and walk 3 miles back to my house to safety, barefoot with a semi.

NO! We have been discreet always. MTG

Not a parent or kid, but I got caught by a small-town cop with the police chief's daughter!

I caught the police chief's son with the sheriff's daughter. The chief was running against the sheriff for the sheriff's office.

I haven't been caught by my parents nor have I caught my kids in a compromising position (no kids for me), but my girlfriend and I were almost caught by one of her kids...

Dated this girl who worked next door at her mom's tanning salon when I was 19 working a second job at the local shop and rob. She was 28 and lived in an apartment complex where she wanted to bang out under a tree in the rain that night. It was a light shower and about 4am so I said "sure." There's a grassy hill past the parking lot that descends down to a small lake so we were about midway on the grassy hill and she's riding me for a while when she looks over and stops. She paused and said "there's an old man walking a dog", to which I momentarily thought she was BSing me until I looked over and saw that there was an old man walking a Jack Russel in the grass at the adjacent complex just enjoying the show. Threw me off and I was done but I almost think to this day that it turned her on. I ran in to her a few years later and she got as big as a house so I dodged a bullet on that one.

That's one of those memories that will give you a lifelong smile

Was banging this gal and she was getting pretty vocal. The door opens and her son asked his mom if she was ok. Yes son just close the door and go to sleep. Hardly missed a stroke. Edk