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An absurd amount of hookers and blow.
That’s how I do things…
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Didnt read the posts. Anyone go with hookers and blow yet? Its a solid plan Damnit! I am an hour late to this party…
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...the 1.2 billion dollar lottery?
Me, we’d set up monthly or annual payouts to most family members. BIL, whose good with cash can decide if he wants a lump sum, maybe 20 mill, or be on the payout plan.
Keep it simple by making it impossible for a family member to take out a loan against their payouts. Not gonna have Alyssa come to us in 3 years and say, “Unc, I’m outta money, my business tanked, can I get some more cash?”. 🖕🏾
Hire two good law firms to watch over each other’s handling of our winnings.
Friends get gifted stuff on a whim.
🦫 Bev, After spending 20 years in the finance industry, I'd have a little different strategy about how I shared it. 1. Anyone who asked for money would get ZERO. 2. I'd limit gifts to 32k per person, per year, 64k max for couples to avoid the 50% gift tax. 3. If I wanted someone to receive more than that, they'd have to opportunity to interview for an employment opportunity, think about how Trump Family organization works. Of course they'd receive a great benefits package, think payed education, 150% 401k match, and no BS health care plan. 4. I'd facilitate some wealth transfers through trusts. As an example, I'd buy my parent property from them, probably through a trust that would grant them the right to use trust assets, such as their former property, and a CAT D6 or what ever other assets I wanted to put in the Trust, then hire him as a "caretaker" of the trust lands and pay him just under the cap for the Social Security phase out. So I could put over 100K a year in his hands, plus all the toys he could want to play with, with minimal tax implications and not be in a situation of paying inheritance tax if and when those assets revert back to me. Oh, and since he's now an employee, best health care in the world, and instead of paying gift taxes, I get a deduction. Charity: 1. The Second Amendment Foundation. 2. I'd fund ballot issues designed to make liberal heads explode. I'd crowd source the idea's to The Fire. I'd confident you degenerates would come up with some good one's. Passion Project: Open the private school I'd want for my kids, K through Bachelors degree. It would the school most of you would chose for your kids, especially your sons, in other words, a real education without the B.S. Property: My main property would be not small and somewhere I could hunt deer, antelope, elk and prairie dogs all from the main house. I'd probably run a combination of Bison and cattle and exotics in what ever combination recommended by my ranch manager. I'd have another dozen to a score of properties scattered around the world optimized for three things, conducting business, killing shìt, and fücking hot women, think Trump meets Karamojo Bell, meets Andrew Tate. The only change to my original post would be to hire Antelope Sniper. I’d hate to be paying too much in taxes. 🦫 Bev, I'm sure we could work something out. You mean like a bartering arrangement? You provide all the booze, expensive hookers, and a Scarface Mtn of coke. Deal! 🦫 EDIT I thought this reply was from brother irfubar. Yes, we would definitely work something out. Lol Bev, we could put irfubar in charge of your Amsterdam pleasure palace. Lots of Ukrainian refuges in Poland needing work. They can legally emigrate to the Netherlands, and hard drugs are legal as well. The best expensive hookers are the one's making money for you. I'm already on it guys.... hired these two from the Ukraine... real former virgins... Bev and I will be over to assist with the quality control and training. Redundancy for this unique situations is recommended. 😬🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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Didnt read the posts. Anyone go with hookers and blow yet? Its a solid plan Damnit! I am an hour late to this party… That never stopped you before from enjoying my sloppy seconds. Lol 🦫 PS Suck it, you sexy bitch!
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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Stopping and liking being late are two different things.
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Not tell anybody until all provisions and contingencies were in place.
Let the day job know they can kiss both sides of my ass. Let Mom and Dad know they're set for life - you'll see X amount deposited in your account each month, spend or save how you see fit. Same for wife's folks.
BIL/SIL get a generous one time sum - not enough to be done working, but enough to get WAY ahead if they're smart about it.
Other family, close or distant "You should hear it from me, you get nothing for nothing. Don't make it weird for both of us by asking. If this upsets you speak up, you can be culled from the Christmas card list post haste if thats how you want it to be".
Friends would be having some fun weekends on me.
Buy a large parcel of land, build a modest (by billionaire standards) home - huge pole shed. Let the rest work for me and set it up in trust for my son and any future kids. LIKE 🟢 BUTTON “Don’t make it weird for both of us by asking”.....I think you meant ‘Begging’ 🦫 Potato/Tomato
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Put a new roof on the house. BIG house!
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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I prob wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs....
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Kinda forgot about the Nugget...
Get him that short leg fixed where they break it gradually over time with that expando bracket thing.
Get him a start up junk yard salvage business set up. Dude needs to move on up from just being a dump worker.
Owner of a junk yard salvage place would probably be pretty cool for Nugget...
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Now we know why most lottery winners go broke in just a few years.... I worked with vietnamese boat people in the 80s. They were rich in Nam, then the pirates got their Gold. They spoke no English and were poor in the USA. But within 10 years they were rich again.
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps
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first, put a crate motor in my wood hauling truck.
get a headache/wood rack welded for it.
get JC a well drilled and a pork chop sandwich from Mercury St. (and huckleberry milkshakes for his kids)
buy 1000 WLR primers
I'd be set.
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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We talked about this at home yesterday....
1st thing to do...go down to the Kubota dealer, buy the biggest tractor on the lot and drive it home, park in the front yard.
2nd thing to do, buy up most of the neighbor hood and plow through homes...turning it into acreage. Hell, I don't want to move...
3rd thing to do, buy a Tesla, rip out all the electronics, lift it, 4 wheel it, and put a short block chevy in it...just to piss the wokesters off.
After that, we'd start gifting family and friends and really start to get trailer park about the rest of it...
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Donate it to research for a viable penis augmentation surgery with the caveat that I get 10% royalties when they come up with it. I’d consider opening a clinic for female nymphomaniacs in Arizona. I would play a small role in the clinic, primarily intake and evaluation of the severity of the whores sexual thirst. 🦫 Nympho Assessor….I like it!
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I'd buy Nugget the shed that Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys lives in and stock it with sardines and pickled eggs.
Not a a shed "like" it.....THE shed.
Then I'd bring his boots to a shoe repair shop and get the soles put back on and some fancy new laces. If he wanted, I'd spring for some conspicuity tape and a squeeze horn for his bike so he doesn't get run over at night.
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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I planned on buying Oregon.
LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I would meet with my lawyer, accountant and financial advisor as soon as possible. And I would mostly follow their advice! Mostly! I would give family members and good friends a one time pay out. I would suggest to them to invest it and forget about it until they reached retirement age. Immediate Family would get more and distant family would get less. Kids and Grandkids would get large trust funds. And I would caution them that this was a ONE TIME payout. I would probably do something big for Arkansas Childrens Hospital and probably the Shriners Hospital. Probably buy a place up at Martha's Vineyards and fly in a bunch of illegals! After all of that I might do something for me. Maybe!
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...After all of that I might do something for me. Maybe! - Your generosity knows no bounds.
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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I'd get a new truck. A nice one.
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We know... you would give it to the church... for good deeds like sponsoring illegals....
Originally Posted by Judman PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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