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Mauser96, I booked a mountain goat hunt. Hope you dont think Im a fat &^$%....

What makes you so high on the horse you can call us "fat F*ckers" out?

I am 6'3 290 lbs and will hang with anyone on this forum when it comes to hiking. I will probably out pack most here. Ask Rick Bin himself, or Enrique. Rick saw me carry my fat ass, my pack, as well as the other guides pack to the top of the mountain. Started behind everybody, got there first.

Heres three "fat F*ckers"

Didnt stop us from killing this 92" Coues on the very top of a mountain... Or me packing it out whole. (Im on the right, client on left, my dad in middle)

Send help quick....... I can't see my pee pee.

Yeah, take this for what it's worth.............a guy [bleep] dead otters in the north and criticizing others??

I guess you study Grammar when you are not [bleep] Otters.

So I guess your hunt was not outfitted, right??

If it was, you prove my point...............be honest...........
and honestly, though I know Coues are cagey and hard to take...........it's hard for me to get excited over a "92" rack, when I've shot several WT over 140, and one or two over 160.

Time to get out the Lifebouy and turn on the ignore button.

Actually, I was the guide/outfitter. But, the 3 miles that we all "waddled" from the truck probably doesnt mean anything does it?

3 miles doesn't mean alot, you are right.

By all means, proceed.

You come hike 3 miles in coues country. You will quickly eat your own words.

What is so tough about Couse country compared to where I am from?

Wow, this thread is not very High Road, is it?

OOOOPS, wrong board!!

Hello first couse!!

80 'eh?

That may impress the boys from the south but picture 2X (TWICE) that bone on a head,...................now you have a deer.160-170. I've shot them.


Why fu5k around with these pipsqueaks??

Get fat, real fat, and book a CDN hunt. You are in the pink.

Yeah maybe, but you're a young and evidentially, phat, [bleep].......grin

Nope, you are right..........not your cup of tea.........but you still chose to open your big mouth and throw a few words in, 'eh??

I guess you couldn't resist..........most people with big mouths can't..................

True, he is. Look at his face. Fat. No one is going to tell me fatty will hang with skinny. Don't happen

Sheep and billy goat have far less horn on their heads than some whitetail but the hunt is a damned sight harder. Size of the horn don't mean crap about the difficulty of the hunt.

Geezus, what an azzhat, oh crap, here it comes..................the ignore button, it ain't just for libtards!

I work with a few big boys. They need a time out every once in awhile but are strong as hell. Office fat is a different story...