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I liked the part about turning the ambulance lights and siren on every time he saw a cop.
I might have to put lights and a siren on my scooter.
Strap a mannequin on the back with its head all wrapped up in gauze,...and there ya got it!,..Lexington to Gatlinberg,..2 hours flat.
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Maybe the story could be sold for a Joe Dirt sequel.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Maybe the story could be sold for a Joe Dirt sequel.
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Maybe the story could be sold for a Joe Dirt sequel.
Did he come from a military background too?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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You Sir are one of the kindest, most caring, and compassionate men I know. I just cannot let you do this by yourself. If there are and 45 LC Smiths in that collection I would gladly lock them up for you so your safe does not become overcrowded.
scott, you are showing here your kind compassionate, fuzzy side. But i have the safe side thing covered. Plus, knowing your desires in this area, one would not want to be considered an enabler for you so to speak. Safes don't become overcrowded, sort of, you just simply buy more safes. Besides, you know that the .45colt is considered by some to be an obsolete round. I cannot immagine you wanting to go down that road. I also suspect you have not talked this over with your controlling influence. Me, on the other hand, don't feel it's needed to bring up every little detail with my controlling influence, but you are a much better man that me. That's why she doesn't know what followed me home the other day. I fully understand your desire to keep me protected from having an obsolete chambered firearm in my home but my safe is not as near as classy, ie full, as yours. Not wanting to crowd what space you have was the deciding factor in my offer. I consider it the least a friend could do for you.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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Before you left, did you establish IV and 5 liters non-rebreather?
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general, are you of nigerian descent by chance? if so, i have a money order for a large amount of US dollars ready to send your way.
My diploma is a DD214
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I liked the part about turning the ambulance lights and siren on every time he saw a cop.
I might have to put lights and a siren on my scooter.
Strap a mannequin on the back with its head all wrapped up in gauze,...and there ya got it!,..Lexington to Gatlinberg,..2 hours flat. Hello Sound's Good to me. You are one of the Only ones that has Not been a Dick in this Thread... The General
Yeah, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death ,... I Shall Fear no Evil, as I Always have with me Me my Loaded Smith & Wesson "..
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Bwahahahaha......Says the guy who stole an ambulance.
your flippant remarks which you so adeptly sling
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Bwahahahaha......Says the guy who stole an ambulance. Just add another DICK-Head to the List... What if this was You smart Azz ? I BET it would be different I was not in sound Mind after Busting open my Head in the Crash AZZ-HOLE TheGeneral
Yeah, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death ,... I Shall Fear no Evil, as I Always have with me Me my Loaded Smith & Wesson "..
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Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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Whether it was you or not General, that is one hell of a phoucing story.
Well spun.
MAGA
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WTH does Ingwe have to do with this??? 
Last edited by MojoHand; 11/14/14.
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Bwahahahaha......Says the guy who stole an ambulance. Just add another DICK-Head to the List... What if this was You smart Azz ? I BET it would be different I was not in sound Mind after Busting open my Head in the Crash AZZ-HOLE TheGeneral I didn't know what I was doing. I mean, I made sure to check the gas level before I left and I safely navigated a 280 mile road trip and I used the lights to avoid the cops. But I had no idea what I was doing. This is a great story, whoever it was.
your flippant remarks which you so adeptly sling
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Whether it was you or not General, that is one hell of a phoucing story.
Well spun. Absolutely! The more I read the more I thought it had to be 'Flave, but apparently I was wrong. This is the most interesting thread on the fire in some time.
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Beat the hell out of the biggest bastard you can find, right when you get in there. Its how you get respect. Saw it in a movie. Hope this helps.
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
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I liked the part about turning the ambulance lights and siren on every time he saw a cop.
I might have to put lights and a siren on my scooter.
Strap a mannequin on the back with its head all wrapped up in gauze,...and there ya got it!,..Lexington to Gatlinberg,..2 hours flat. Hello Sound's Good to me. You are one of the Only ones that has Not been a Dick in this Thread... The General Nah man. I'm only a dick to boring people. Somebody who can write a run on sentence 8 paragraphs long about how they got knocked dizzy in a car wreck then made their way home drivin' hell for leather in a hi-jacked ambulance is cool with me.
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Beats the hell outta seein' 9 threads on the front page talkin' 'bout, "Where can I buy me a .22 bullet?"
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You say that like it's a bad thing This story certainly expands the definition of borrowed...  I don't think even Gus could explain this guy, or his definition of borrowed. You gotta wonder. He's been this way, this long, and he has lived to tell about it, that in itself is mind boggling  Dadgummit Lynn! You owe me a new keyboard and a bottel of tea!
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