Let’s hear some stories. I’ve heard of a year old guy around here getting a 20 something old Peen. Haven’t heard how that’s working out😂

How old ? Surely more than a year old.

I know some guys that are very happy with theirs.

They come in the mail in a plain brown wrapper?

Saw a video once on YouTube about it. Funny watching the eyes of these people when seeing each other in person for the first time.

I was talking about the blow up kind. They don't talk back!

Oh chit my bad, 65

Guy in utah won the lottery bought a case of them . Yeah ..

?Is there a return policy, just in case

Yeah, can they just be maids? Is there a mail order maid company?

Yeah, but now with the tariffs, trolling bars is almost cheaper.

Russian, Chinese, Columbian.....?

All the above.

If they're mean spirited or just flat out unhappy they run off and do their thing.

If they're nice and objective they stay. Enjoy the live they've been gifted.

Just depends.

I think I saw some of the old fashioned type, for sale in the classifieds.

Viking,

When I was stationed in Caracas, about HALF of the single GIs in our unit got married to a local LOVELY. - As far as I know, all of them are relatively happy & still married to the same VZ lady.
(Caracas has many STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL ladies. - It's NO coincidence that MANY international pageant winners are Venezuelan.)

Also, one of my old Mike Papas married a 15YO Vietnamese girl when he was a 20YO CPL/E-4. = They are still married.
He is now a retired CSM & Mei Li is a MD, Pediatrician in Dallas.

yours, tex

Don't forget the Ukraine, Philippines and Thailand.

Get a muslim inflatable doll- - - - -they blow themselves up!
Jerry

You probably have to pay a steep restocking fee.

If there a volume discount if you get three?

Souvenir another story.

Laughing!

Thailand is full of beautiful women hoping to leave...

How much are they?? $$ ??

I thought they were free until they got here?

And sometimes don't they pay you?

They gotta be better than the baggage carrying bat-[bleep]-crazy closet liberal women we have here!

I don’t comprehend the concept.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...s/6312150/Re_Who_here_besides_Maverick94

Do they argue and gripe a lot? Asking for a friend
Lmfao

That was some funny stuff back in the day. He has not been around lately, has he?

Just buy some crazy bitch a house and give her half your money. It’ll save you a lot of trouble. 😜

No regrets.

Not during the return period.

Don't forget to slam your hand in a car door a couple or three times.

If they suck coq, cook breakfast and put the seat back up then sign me up.

As long as they come with a return shipping label...

So do I, and one lives in the Philippines with his wife and family. Talked to his wife through Facebook messenger the other day while he was in Japan at the office of the company he works for. She took a vacation with the kids.

Summer 2014 made it to my 45 year high school class reunion. Old buddy was there with a Russian bride he didn't have 5 years earlier. Blonde, slim, well made, spoke ENGLISH proudly, confident, social, both seemed very happy. Welcome to the U.S. of A. sweetheart. Glad to have you & need more coming in glad to be here and making the most of it. The Big Five-Oh is this August in Birmingham. Can't wait to hear how Southern English is blending with the Russian speak and see how the match-make is holding up. Betting it's all good.

If it wasn’t for the Philippines most strip clubs would be short staffed.

2015 was the last time he was on here.

Well it involves pussy, so....

What kinda backwood strip club/rapist den you been hanging out in?

That's funny right there.

Lmfao......Alaska......never mind I get your point.

You gots to visit the Florida bro.

They're all beautiful and legit.

And by legit, I mean criminal.

Buy it/rent it if ya need to. Been lucky not to.

GFY and we are no longer brothers.

Lie.

Mail order is out. You gotta go online nowadays. Shopping seems like it could be fun in itself...

Next farm down from a friend a shiny new young hot Asian woman showed up one day. 25 years later they have 3 or 4 kids. Guy was no prize. Rickety ass house. But they seem to get along and raise some kids.

I’ve heard that the ONE thing that the south does better than the north are strip clubs. There seems to be a high percentage of color phases in the south so I’ve never personally scouted that region.

Vancouver BC had some good ones back in the day but that was “pre-9/11” and things were a bit loser, if you know what I mean....Luci Goosey.

For those of you in the market, here you go:

https://www.loveme.com/

WARNING.....married men should be treading very lightly into the dark world of mail order bride websites especially if you aren’t very familiar with computer .....may the force be with your every click. 👍







PS.....too late! YOUR WIFE ALREADY KNOWS YOU CLICKED ON THAT you ungrateful bastard.

Those boys be making some heavy change if they sell their tours... The Bangkok trips at several hundred dollars per day should be big bank when real costs can be kept to well under a hundred for very nice accommodations and under half that for the cheap bastard... so they bring in a few dozen dudes and count the money...

Can ya trade em in for a new model ever couple of years?

You mean like a couple 20s for a 40?

You're doing it wrong.

You do it your way, I'll do it mine!

Guys that go there generally are.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was funny!!!!!!

A good friend of mine is an electrician. When his wife was turning 40 someone asked if he was going to trade her in for 2-20 year olds. He said "I'm not wired for 220 anymore"!

Ditto... One's a good customer of mine...

Let's see how that scope purchase goes.

Those were the good ol' days when we joked about cougar sightings, alimony, and the need for a bear hunting forum rather than weekly arguments about what's needed in a firearm transaction. C'est la vie...

ETA- gold coins too!

I said that at a party once and got called a pig by a feminist. Good times.

On the subject matter, I didn’t bring Slavyanka over here, but she did come with another Canadian in 2003. He turned out to be bipolar and committed suicide, leaving her with nothing, no house, no life insurance. She still managed to upgrade her education and buy a house as a single-mom with two kids. I met her at work in 2013, she worked with me for 3 years (not as a direct report). She told me she was going to resign to go back home to deal with some family issues.

We’d been friendly before that, but professionally friendly. Though the first day she came into the office for an interview I told the HR director not to hire her because i wanted to ask her out. Got to know her better as she worked through her notice period and she decided to stay with me and I let her know she was free to do what she needed to back home.

Shocked the hell out of our colleagues when I told them I was going to Ukraine to spend Christmas with her and her family. They had no idea before that. But I did have the advantage of getting to know her non-romantically, so there were no rose-coloured glasses. She’s 41 next week, I’m 59.

She’s a good one, certainly far better than the first two Canadian women I seriously had no interest in a LTR after the second one, but she’s been worth it. Can be stubborn as hell sometimes, but its part upbringing and part what she had to put up with from her bipolar husband.

She met another woman in our town from Ukraine, who married a local chicken farmer. She hit the lottery, nice house, nice cars, lots of trips. But she’s admitted she doesn’t love him and her mother pressured her into marrying him. He made 25 trips to Ukraine to find someone and get to know her after he met her. They just had their third kid and have been together 13 years.

She, in turn, has another friend who married an American. That chick is hawt, but a train wreck. A real boozer who is easy to fuq if you flash enough cash and she thinks she might get signed to a long-term contract. Trouble is, she’s such a lush, no one would want her for more than a good time.

She’s in Brooklyn, NY. Any of you white knights want a project I can get her contact info.

When we were in Kiev last week we were having dinner next to a table with an older (70’s) American guy and a 40’s Ukrainian chick with an interpreter. Frankly, it was sickening the lengths this guy was going to convince this chick that he was her dream guy. Said he would feed every homeless person in Kiev to prove he loved her. Mr. Desperate. fuuuuqqq.

That there is funny!!!!!

Single guys don't realize the value of a US passport. There are lots of very nice women in other countries that want out of there and into here and a marriage license is the quickest way to US citizenship and better than what they have now and their future there.

Midget strippers??

To All,

While my much beloved is NOT a "mail-order bride" (She was born here about 2 weeks after her family escaped religious persecution in another country.), she qualifies as a "trophy wife", as she's HALF my age & is beautiful to look at.
Further, she was raised by an "old school" grandmother from a small village near Palermo, after her parents were killed in a TA & she is "old country" for sure. = She was barely able to speak English when she went to kindergarten.

Btw, Sicilians invented the term VENDETTA & I truly pity anyone who decided to break-into our home, as I have ZERO doubt that the intruder would be a case for the ME, as she would "take up a covered & concealed ambush position" & then shoot to kill, without hesitation.
(My lady "adopted" my Remington 7615 police carbine with the lazer sight as "just girl size" & then said, "Honey, you should go buy yourself another rifle or two to replace this little rifle. OR maybe buy that .38 Super that you've wanted for a while." = She shoots the 7615P quite well, too.)

Any man, in my opinion, could do MUCH worse than a "foreign bride" IF you know how to pick the good girls from the bad ones. = Nobody can have MINE.

just my OPINION, tex

Same where I live.

There was a guy here who used to own a gun shop who ordered one probably 20-25 years ago. Only met her once, she was Oriental, but I have no idea where she was from. The guy had a hole in the wall gun shop, only room for 2-3 customers at a time, but he always had lots of tables at gun shows. He sold a ton of guns with very little overhead and I'm thinking he made a ton of money.

He was diagnosed with terminal cancer and had 2 adult children by a previous marriage. Apparently his new bride didn't like the terms of his will and shortly before his death. She, along with some friends kidnapped him and demanded his kids come up with a large sum of money to get him back. It didn't take long to catch her. The guy has been dead for about 10 years now, I have no idea if his wife is out of prison now or was sent back to where she came from.

LMAO, guys go overseas, wine and dine some chick on the credit card, She thinks she hit the lottery after pulling tricks for GI's for $5 a hit. Marries him, comes home to live in his trailer in Tennessee. They fight like cats and dogs and nobody gets any peace.

Seen it before, funny as hell from the outside looking in.

She's such a money grubbin whore and he's a master manipulator so they conspire to make their fortune raising foster kids. Pretty soon they got 5 little niglets running wild. LMAO.

I like American made toys.

Do they come as package?

Is the test drive free?

My wife wasn't a mail order bride, but she's first generation out of Eastern Europe/Russia. She's totally westernized in the way she conducts herself. But if you know her well, you recognize the "old world" mentality she has. I like that about her,...except for the way her temper can immediately flash.

It serves her well, however. She's very easy to get along with until she's not. On a few occasions some of the women she works with have pushed her a bit and found out that she's not to be pushed.

On one occasion many years ago, a drunk woman visiting a patient at the hospital took offense at being told that she couldn't be behind the nurses desk and slapped her. Bad move.

How would a Deacon know anything about a strip club? That's right you're only a make believe Deacon.

I know of three men here in our little county who married Russian brides. The oldest one passed a few years ago. His wife is still here in the county. As far as I know, the other two are still hitched...

Don't you fugking EVER question my faith.

I know a couple of local guys who ordered Filipino brides. One is on his third one (hardheaded bazzturd), and I asked the other one about his. He told me she was great until she got to talking to the local women. After they put some ideas in her head, he said he had to put her on the road.

I have seen a couple guys get pretty Russian brides half their age.

Being old and ugly does not work out.

Lol wtf

Hahahahaha That is funny as FUGGG!

The only thing you have faith in there Deacon is make believe stuff to get the attention you crave. How do curse filled posts square with your faith and being a Deacon?

Not familiar with the process, but was amazed in Yellowstone at the number of guys my age accompanied by what looked like mid-20 something Asian gals. Maybe security issues though, as they were near always hanging on to a hand.

Forty seven years here with the little gal from the next row in my Bio 101 class. Still a keeper.

About 20 years ago, a friend of my brother met a Filipino woman on a dating site. He went over there and married her. I don't know the details but it cost him about $25k to get her a visa to the states. When she got off the plane, she had the visa in one hand and divorce papers in the other. It cost him another $25k to get rid of her...and she still had the visa.

Am I pushing your buttons there Deacon? Goes to show you can dish it out but you can't take it.

Karla in Dusseldorf sure made a memory for me personally. She was a blond and blue model from the Netherlands and I met her at a big industrial machinery show over there. She would come over from the booth next to ours and was real friendly. We had a bunch of service engineers from our Belgian division there too, all younger and better looking than I was, but Karla wanted nothing to do with any of them. They didn't realize that I was the only single guy there with a USA passport. She was alone there and two days in she suggested that I stay with her in her hotel instead of driving all that way back to ours. Sounded good to me, but the boss wanted to keep me vertical for the week and he wouldn't let me. The plant manager was playing match maker and we stopped at her place on the way up to Amsterdam, but she wasn't home. We wrote back and forth for a time, but I chose to do my honey hunting closer to home.

Poor little ballz

Windfall did you ask the boss what he thought your odds were of getting rehired once back stateside ?🤔

Btw far be it for me to ever question where or how a man finds true love


Even Robert Kraft


Heck especially Robert Kraft 🤷🏻‍♂️

He likes them handy.

Does his story have a happy ending?

2legit2quit, all the thinking was with the wrong head on my part. The quickest way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach.

We be brothers of similar appetite it would seem 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

Ive got a buddy that mail ordered, he was genetically handicapped basically, kinda troll looking. Likely would have ended up alone forever without that option... I married an immigrant also, but not mail order, she was here for 6 years before we met, finished masters etc. Got luck there... All the benefits of marrying an immigrant, few of the negatives, and shes 15yrs younger than me.

1minute,

May we congratulate you 2 on your long-term success at marriage??

yours, tex

I am for the test drive.

There's that story about Granny telling her soon to be married granddaughter that to keep a husband happy make sure his stomach is full and his balls are empty.

yep that`s what i always tell my friends : don`t marry them just test drive these ladies awhile

I don't even know what to say at this point.....is it possible you really don't get it?

I used to travel around Asia frequently for work. In the more expensive malls in Bangkok seeing 60 yr old white guys with 20 something Tai gal we pretty common. But I have to say the Philippines was flat dangerous for single guys. In all fairness, both countries were great to visit and generally very nice people. I'd vacation in Thailand in heartbeat, probably my favorite Asian country. Any third world country you are going to have gals looking for a way out.

A lot of those Asian countries have huge Muslim populations. Get one of those and you'll likely have problems. She might be fine but she'll be influencing your kids.

I know a couple guys here personally that went to foreign soils to "meet" wimmez......
Mostly they were just enjoying the taint and seeing some sights or beaches.
After a few years one married a Thai girl.
She popped a kid and divorced him.
Turned out to be an expensive transaction, after all.
His daughter is a cutie, though.

My neighbor a few doors down brought home a Chinese girl.
She popped a kid and they are still married.
Now her whole family lives in the neighbor's house.......
Good Times.

Your boss cock blocked you from a once in a lifetime POA?



What a dick!

not much of a market for mail ordered brides anymore.....

mail ordered concubines.... bet there would be a big market for that tho...

How about Canadian dames? Meh, I bet they are head cases too.😂

Demonstrations of "don't get it" have been consistent....

I met a beautiful Russian woman in a coffee shop on Nevsky Prospekt in St Pete, Russia in 2002. She and her 6-yr-old daughter came to the U.S., and we married two years to the day from when we met. Today, after years of learning English and navigating the waters of American higher education, my wife is an MD. Our daughter just graduated university in May, and she is following her Mom’s path toward med school. I’m contemplating retirement. I couldn’t be more proud of either of them, and I tell my wife that I am the luckiest man in the world.

My brother married a girl from Thailand. She seemed so sweet and cooked for him and acted like a little angel. Then they got married and had a kid and she turned into a raging, screaming, hitting, demanding lunatic. Demanded money all the time, refused to work, said she would only drive a BMW or Mercedes, surprised him with $30,000 in credit card debt she had racked up before they married.

She then started staying out all night and partying and cheated on him and finally after 10 years of hell on our entire family they are are divorced. My brother has gone from doing fairly well to being a broke alcoholic in the aftermath. Sweet little Asian girl she was not.

Bb

Sounds like she was americanized.

nothing but strictly Northern European, or Northern European descent for me...

I never wanted to have kids that were half chink, oreo, half hispanic etc....

carried on the Nordic Bloodlines, but my kids....who knows...

in our society of 'diversity' etc BS.... I'd bet my kids and grandkids won't be that way and could probably care less about their heritage.... most millennials are like that.....

LMAO.

Sounds like my EX......dirt poor American, born from Mexican parents who crossed the Rio Grande.

That is a fantastic gif. Seriously, it's like America in gif form.

I don't understand 50-60 year old guys looking for women. You're single, take that as a sign God wants you to be happy.

I know 8 that have gone the "mail order bride" route and one that tried. Two are still married, three divorced after having an anchor baby, one divorced before any kids were conceived. The two divorced with kids are sorry to have done so and were merely milk cows until the kids became adults.

The other two are still "married" but the situation appears more sex trafficking than love. The wives are rather isolated from others and have not been assimilated into the community. Attempts have been made to bring the wives out of seclusion but rebuffed. Sad situation.

The attempt was by a former coworker and it certainly was a business transaction. Paid a lot of bucks to a pimp/matchmaker for a girl of his choice but claimed "love" ruled his choice. When he flew over to meet her and meet the minimal legal requirements, the "bride" ended up rejecting him and refusing to leave. He ended up suing the company for breach of contract to get his money back. Like one would do for any similar business transaction.

I can only applaud the girl and the company for not forcing the transaction as the guy is a creep. He regularly made comments equating himself with pedophiles and was not someone one wanted to be alone with. That he had a resemblance to a gargoyle probably did not help matters for him. He is the one thing I do not regret retiring from.

mrchongo,

Sounds like you also "hit the jackpot" when it comes to finding the RIGHT wife for forever, too. = We wish the 2 of you well & continued martial happiness.

yours, tex

Thank you, sir! All the best to you and your bride as well.

FIXT

Late in my career, I spent a good deal of time in Asia, and for those who are serious about finding a wife I would start my search in the Philippines.

Their culture honors the wisdom that comes with age, so most Filapinas don't view age differential as an issue. They are family oriented, primarily Christian, and the women are very caring to their men. Most of them are just looking for a husband, in a safer more prosperous country.

You don't understand guys who want a woman, nor guys that hunt too much because they buy too many tags.....

Awesome find!

Nice. Seriously.

KAG!! 2020!!

I have a couple of friends married to Philipino women. Those 2 are some seriously mean bitches
Good and bad come in all flavors.

I got to know a Pinay for about 6 months. Never got around to going to see her. Kinda regret that now. At the very least one more place I’d have visited.

She was a sweetheart. Worked as bodyguard for the wife of the President of the company she worked for. Spent her days taking the old lady out shopping while packing a 9mm IWB.

Geeeez. Who wouldn’t want a mail order bride??? I don’t think my wife would approve, though!

Yeah, you just add water and.........

Great story, chongo. Your wife and daughter sound highly intelligent and motivated.

Best of luck in your retirement.