Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing, you already told her twice.
Q: What do you call a woman with one black eye? A: A quick learner.
Q: Of the thousands of women who suffer from domestic abuse each year, what do they all have in common? A: They didn't know when to shut the f*ck up.
And just for the heck of it.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she's a woman.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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