Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told her twice.
Q: What do you call a woman with one black eye?
A: A quick learner.
Q: Of the thousands of women who suffer from domestic abuse each year, what do they all have in common?
A: They didn't know when to shut the f*ck up.
And just for the heck of it.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Forgive me, but here goes-
Q, What's the first thing a wife does when she returns home from the shelter for battered women?
A, The dishes, if she's smart.
