but lets be positive... if you were here, you could look me directly in the face, eye to eye, and tell me all of this, while I sit on the couch and you stand in front of me...
But it ain't easy being Schtick folks...you have to make up a lot of stuff in your mind, to overcome reality.... little kids do it, mentally retarded people do it... and evidently short people do it... throw in some dope and a lot of booze, a little meth... and you too can be 10 feet tall, bullet proof and know everything and been everything, just like Stumpy sees himself....
Think of Stumpy as Yosemite Sam's dumber, bumbling younger brother....
