How to know you're a nuisance bear

If you ever have pee'd on a tourists picnic basket you might be a nuisance bear.

If the garbage man calls you by name you might be a nuisance bear


If you take time from your law practice to keep trolling the campfire with anti Trump threads you might be a nuisance bear.

If you frequent the classifieds ask dozens of questions about an item make an offer but then delay paying with numerous money problems and family medical issues you might be a nuisance bear

If you can't write a intelligent political thread on the campfire without using 15 cuss words and / or the N word or can't refer to a political figure without using a derogatory nickname and generally coming across as a smart mouth junior high brat, you might be a nuisance bear

Regards
Jeff Foxworthy


Last edited by bangeye; 05/26/16.