I guess preserving a genetic fluke like an albino or 'blue' bear could warrant relocation.

Otherwise, how could relocating a black bear in AK be other than a PR stunt? Maybe if I lived in the bush like Elf I could live with it as a novelty. Maybe not. Dogs complicate things.

Then again, remember the "Bear Eats Kayak" video ...

Think I talked myself into a bearskin here. Easiest hunt ever.


I do not entertain hypotheticals. The world itself is vexing enough. -- Col. Stonehill