I feel for ya
After you have been here for a week you will Gain the Cali. Curse and no one will ever get that you are not a Gigantic Libtard Just like the rest of us that live here.
Good luck to you sir.
Ain't that the truth sometimes.
Although I sometimes seem to get a bit of a break for living about as far from SoCal as one can be and still live in the same state.
Geno