Originally Posted by AKwolverine
I’m surprised the magnificent big V hasn’t been mentioned.

Hotrod must be asleep.


The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.

It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental.
She was a fast machine... she kept her motor clean... she was the best damn Woman that i ever seen...