The world is flat, the world is flat, the world is flat. That is a fact. My opinion is fact. Your opinion is opinion. If you don't believe that the world is flat you are a moron, because the world is flat, that is a fact. That is my opinion and my opinion is fact.
The world is flat, everyone who has flown around the world, knows that the world is flat. I only state facts. All you other morons just have opinions.
If you don't believe that the world is flat, I don't care.
(But I will continue to spout this fact ad nauseum)
(And BTW, I have no data to back up my facts, but they are facts and you are morons)
Right.
And here are the facts. My yard is flat, my neighbor's yard is flat. All the yards in my neighborhood are flat. All the yards in town, in the state, in the country, even in all the world, are flat. The world is just an accumulation of yards, so the world is flat...
Just facts, nothing but the facts...
Everybody except me is an idiot, because I've got a lock on facts...
Someone with such a talent for misrepresenting truth with facts ought to be in politics...
Oh, I failed to mention statistics...
DF
