I'm sure it reaches back even further, but circa 1994, when part-timers had to bring their own heat, it described a guy who appeared to be beating up someone in the back seat of his car.

The flashing lights got his attention. The felony stop protocol brought him closer to God.

Turns out he was just refusing to take "no" for an answer from the intoxicated minor he was with, so ne'er-do-well fit regardless...

For the bi-curious, 240gr factory hydra-shoks.