But really, this doesn't have anything to do with going to gay-azz CO and killing an elk.....
You're right, this probably has more to do with jumping out of helicopters like you said, rather than going on an actual backpack hunt, for an actual big game animal.
Then by all means, don't do it then. You should load 405 and go squat it cold, then go climb a cliff, swim a river and sharpen your knife with a rock, then stick it up your azz.
