Having chili without beans is like eating pizza without cheese
Or be exiled forever to hell without a turd to smoke!
( not something you'll ever have to worry about, if you've put beans in chili, you have committed to ultimate sin)
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Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."