I watched a show on Bubbavision a couple weeks ago where an Amish dude, in white straw hat and powder blue shirt crept across an open field with a turkey fan in front of him( it didn't cover much...) and ground sluiced a gobbler with a shotgun from 3 yards.
Wily birds ,those.

"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe