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Campfire Ranger
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Roses are red, Violets are blue: You think this will rhyme, But it won't. Steelhead?....
Casey
Not being married to any particular political party sure makes it a lot easier to look at the world more objectively... Having said that, MAGA.
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I know plenty of womens that are 40 something, single (usually divoreced) many never had kids, but some have them........... what are they? Cougars.........totally worthless except for party'n and sleeping with what is a cougar? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cougarnow what I see is they prefer younger guys, but as they slip body/looks wise they get less picky and those I know that didn't have kids, they have plenty of reason why they didn't, but the number one reason why is that they were to selfish, but they will not admit that
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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ok,... ok,... this been done before but it get's my mojo woiken.
I put it together back whe I was crankin' alla them hours and was beat down to hell and gone,... it don't apply real good now but I like it anyway,..
It's called "Triple 'A'
Gotta tap ya foot now,... here goes,...
Yeah, Bristoe took a bite of the "triple A", Then he went into the bedroom to slam the hay, He needs a nights sleep and there is no sorrow, If he doesn't feel the need to awake tomorrow.
Workin' night shift since he was a lad, Passin' on the world that the rest has had, Grinnin' at you folks and flippin' the bird, Pretendin' that he never was a part of the herd.
Well, he gonna hit the bottle like a workin' class pawn, Starin' at the ceilin' 'till the break of dawn, Wondrin' how it ever got to be this way, That to get a night's sleep he needs the "triple A".
Monday looms tight with it's new beginnin', Crankin' on the mill and continue the sinnin' Keepin' up the energy however he can, With alcahol, Ambien, and ativan.
The "Triple A"
*peace*
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Campfire Outfitter
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LOL....the HONESTY, man! Lovin' it .... Roses are red, Violets are blue; No-one gives a fook, why should you. Never said I was a poet....but I am still working on my big one, lol..... HoundGirl
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog. -- Mark Twain
Part of me lives with the wind in my face, while the other part is barely alive.
--Mary Gauthier
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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The disruptions of my life are now for history, I've reached that state of bein' where it be what it be, Bustin' ass in a factory denotes Americana, But the Indians ain't ever gonna call it Nirvana, So a contemporary workin' man must look for a way, To keep a spark in his grind! Keep collectin' his pay! Draggin' in at 3 AM and needin' ta snooze, Tomorrow hits it again! There's some money to lose! But there ain't no way to get relief by hittin' the bed, With the racket of the workin' place still ringin' my head, So I turn it off for 6 hours just to do it again, With some help from my doctor and his Ambien.
,... and it ain't no sin,...
,...y'all,...
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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And then there's my tribute ta Britney,..
,... yeah,... she done goan crazy,... spit out a baby ot two,.. got fat,.. shaved her head,.. and word has it that she been runnin' 'round with that Paris Hilton girl flashin' her beaver all here and there,.. along with her cesarian scar,... but that don't make no difference!
She my girl,... just like Forrest Gump say,... so there,..
My girl Britney keep me up all night, A'wearin' that stuff real high and tight, Big white teeth shinin' through red lips, Faded jeans squeezin' own'nem hips, Swing 'em around then comin' up spread, Throwin' back that pretty head, Music blastin' out her face! Workin' the crowd, just settin' the pace, So keep own dreamin' but yo not me, And Britney ain't yo des-ti-KNEE!
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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A happy meal and something shiny keeps them occupied longer than Nazi France, no useless conversation needed.... 9.0 Nice.
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Glad to see this come toward the front again. Penny
Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen. --Hebrews 11:1
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Campfire Kahuna
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selfish, and your point is?
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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