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Re: Bruise Question Violator22 #3994398 04/14/10
Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa R RickyD Campfire 'Bwana
RickyD Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa	Keep your clothes on in the light. We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth? Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.

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Re: Bruise Question RickyD #3994418 04/14/10
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 13,546 Minnesota JOG Campfire Outfitter
JOG Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 13,546 Minnesota	Originally Posted by RickyD Keep your clothes on in the light. Please. Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense. Robert Frost

Re: Bruise Question JOG #3994474 04/14/10
Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 6,060 B bcolorado Campfire Tracker
bcolorado Campfire Tracker B Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 6,060	Cover with duct tape... just explain that you had an outbreak of warts and the duct tape makes them go away.

Re: Bruise Question bcolorado #3994635 04/14/10
Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,927 De-tox J Jocko_Slugshot Campfire Tracker
Jocko_Slugshot Campfire Tracker J Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,927 De-tox	Sounds like your dominatrix was a little rougher than usual.... did you not pay your bill? Use camo duct tape for everything. Keep your gun-hand ready and your eyes peeled.

Re: Bruise Question BrotherBart #3994642 04/14/10
Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,549 Kenner...bruh B BLG Campfire Tracker
BLG Campfire Tracker B Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,549 Kenner...bruh	Stick a bunch of ticks on it. Clyde The liberal mind is an endless black hole of stupidity.

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Re: Bruise Question batch #3994693 04/14/10
Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 15,885 N. La. Oldman03 Campfire Ranger
Oldman03 Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 15,885 N. La.	Originally Posted by batch At least 3-4000 mg Vitamin C per day and "Arnicaflora" gel. Any arnica gel should work but GNC usually carries this one. Vitamin C is said to be water based and as such doesn't store in the tissue but if you use too much the the term loose as a goose will come to mind. Good luck. Vitamin C in large doses will thin the blood. That's the opposite of what he needs. Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash" This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21

Re: Bruise Question BrotherBart #3994821 04/14/10
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Gene L Campfire Tracker G Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,773 Georgia	Originally Posted by BrotherBart Originally Posted by TooDogs so.....what/where are the bruises? Shoulders and biceps... Administered by Baroness Von Stern, from the Castle of Dominance? Not many problems you can't fix With a 1911 and a 30-06

Re: Bruise Question Gene L #3994963 04/14/10
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 8,514 rice county,mn whipholt_wahoo Campfire Outfitter
whipholt_wahoo Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 8,514 rice county,mn	Here ya go,Brother Bart.Dont say I never done nothing for ya. this should do the job Last edited by fluffy; 04/14/10. ********************** [the member formerly known as fluffy}

Re: Bruise Question whipholt_wahoo #3994988 04/14/10
Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,670 Fairbanks, Alaska a piece down... 1 1akhunter Campfire Outfitter
1akhunter Campfire Outfitter 1 Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,670 Fairbanks, Alaska a piece down...	dang fluffy, up to this point I had a nice mental image of Bart with his newly shaved junk, tampon hanging out his belly, rubbing creams and salves on his bruises while combing them and lookin thru the phone book for vampires and leech dealers! but you spoiled it, two of those and a new Harley problem solved "This ain't dress rehearsal....it's the life you get to live, make it a good one." TEAMWORK = a bunch of people doing what I say

Re: Bruise Question 1akhunter #3994996 04/14/10
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 8,514 rice county,mn whipholt_wahoo Campfire Outfitter
whipholt_wahoo Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 8,514 rice county,mn	Originally Posted by 1akhunter dang fluffy, up to this point I had a nice mental image of Bart with his newly shaved junk, that bird dont fly ********************** [the member formerly known as fluffy}

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Re: Bruise Question 1akhunter #3994998 04/14/10
Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,670 Fairbanks, Alaska a piece down... 1 1akhunter Campfire Outfitter
1akhunter Campfire Outfitter 1 Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,670 Fairbanks, Alaska a piece down...	oh and Bart, for future reference it would be helpful if we had video of the bruises being administered. probably be able to give you better solutions it's the scientific approach "This ain't dress rehearsal....it's the life you get to live, make it a good one." TEAMWORK = a bunch of people doing what I say

Re: Bruise Question 1akhunter #3995002 04/14/10
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JOG Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 13,546 Minnesota	Originally Posted by 1akhunter up to this point I had a nice mental image of Bart with his newly shaved junk, tampon hanging out his belly, rubbing creams and salves on his bruises while combing them and lookin thru the phone book for vampires and leech dealers! A "nice" mental image? Dude, I fear you have caught it. Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense. Robert Frost

Re: Bruise Question lhonda #3995006 04/14/10
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W7ACT Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,589 WA State the other WA	Originally Posted by lhonda P.S. Here's the other part: 'Baby I'm ashamed to admit it but the truth is that I missed you so much I guess I went and overdid it with the booze the other night. What with all the loneliness and all, I just had a moment of weakness. I'm only human, after all. Anyway, I guess halfway through the night I musta' gotten up out of bed with a screaming case of the hungry horrors or dehydration, and on my way to the kitchen the damned dog ran in front of my stagger and I fell into the tool box/coat rack/dining table...' Or tell her you missed her so much you over did it and show her your hand and say to her: "Look here it's growing hair on the palm of my hand!". de 73's Archie - W7ACT

Re: Bruise Question 1akhunter #3995032 04/14/10
Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,131 Registerd 2003 Tx BrotherBart OP Campfire Ranger
OP BrotherBart Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,131 Registerd 2003 Tx	You boys sure assume alot...And.... Why does my junk itch? ---------------------------------------- I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.

Re: Bruise Question BrotherBart #3995040 04/14/10
Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 26,524 Old North State RWE Campfire Ranger
RWE Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 26,524 Old North State	Originally Posted by BrotherBart Why does my junk itch? Did you use Florida Orange Juice?

Re: Bruise Question BrotherBart #3995043 04/14/10
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 35,293 Minnesota N northern_dave Campfire 'Bwana
northern_dave Campfire 'Bwana N Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 35,293 Minnesota	That itching is normal, should only last 2 or 3 weeks. Something clever here.

Re: Bruise Question BrotherBart #3995050 04/14/10
Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,670 Fairbanks, Alaska a piece down... 1 1akhunter Campfire Outfitter
1akhunter Campfire Outfitter 1 Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13,670 Fairbanks, Alaska a piece down...	Originally Posted by BrotherBart You boys sure assume alot...And.... Why does my junk itch? whoaaaa podner! I ain't going there, whether JOG thinks I've caught "it" or not! am thinking it'll take more than the pocket comb to allieviate that though. am almost afraid to ask, but here goes is the itch internal or external? perhaps a worldly man like isaac can help? or maybe that link fluffy provided has those sleeves available for small arms? "This ain't dress rehearsal....it's the life you get to live, make it a good one." TEAMWORK = a bunch of people doing what I say

Re: Bruise Question BrotherBart #3995072 04/14/10
Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,773 Georgia G Gene L Campfire Tracker
Gene L Campfire Tracker G Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,773 Georgia	Originally Posted by BrotherBart You boys sure assume alot...And.... Why does my junk itch? No worry. It'll quit itching when it falls off. Not many problems you can't fix With a 1911 and a 30-06

Re: Bruise Question Gene L #3995112 04/14/10
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Re: Bruise Question bender #3995159 04/14/10
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,811 South Dakota 257wby Campfire Regular
257wby Campfire Regular Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,811 South Dakota	Go borrow a 10 gauge single shot and let the new girl shoot it once. She'll then understand how you got bruised on your shoulder and bicep...don't ask how I know. Now covering up the scratch marks on your back is another story. "I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man." --Robert Duvall. "Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" --John Wayne. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

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