I'm going to overlook the insult to man's best friend the canine by your reference to Dorf - still(givin)head as a salty dog. Any dog like him would be put down for the betterment of all.
Should you really miss him I'd suggest you find a sauna for sumo wrestlers. That should surround you with enough large aszholes to remind you of Dorf.
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
-General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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