Need a ruling. Whacked one this morning with my crossbow. It was a doe, but she was acting very "butch". Can I enter her under Title IX before Trump changes the Obama gender-bender regs? Her imaginary antlers should put her solidly in the running.
Three questions:
1. Was she wearing flannel or Birkenstocks?
2. Was she driving a Subaru Outback?
3. How is the availability of Blantons in your area?
hint....