I'm new here, what the hell is a Dink-a-thon?
It is an annual tradition here to see who can shoot the smallest buck.
I am the Official Judge and Font of all Knowledge.
The customary bribe with each entry is Blantons Bourbon.
There are rules: like we need close up pics of the antler nubs and junk as proof of sex...unless I determine that we dont---a determination made in direct proportions to bribes.
Kids get style points, though they aren't old enough to buy bourbon.
Old classic firearms get style points too.
Basically its up to my discretion and level of thirst...
Hint.
