Oh Great Poobah! I'm sorry to report that I have failed again this year to provide a fitting entry in your august Dinkathon.
There was a moment, about midway through last week when I spied a possible applicant. I'd put my rifle up to check out a doe and found that there was a good six inches of spike and a tiny fork. This deer couldn't have been more than 70 lbs, but this was way over what I thought was a reasonable entry. I'd have had to take out a second mortgage for the bribe.
I'm still hunting, but I've burned my one KY buck tag on a 6-pointer. I won't bother posting a pic, because I know you feel such outlandish displays are garish.
OK...at least you "get" me..
