Jeezus Fhuqking Gawdd...the OP's STUPIDITY is fhuqking Mind NUMBING!

Since her first Whining Post,I coulda had Greg on the horn,cited the make/twist of the spout which made me warmest/fuzziest and setting on his shelf,have him mail it directly to my Plumber,had it contoured how ever the fhuqk I wanted,installed and back to me...in a week total. I'da had the fhuqking thing half wore out by now!

I've got spouts by EVERY Manufacture thus far cited and more that ain't been mentioned yet,which were turned to my contour specs,from an obviously bigger contour. More than a few of which,were fluted to boot(both before and after). Hint.

I wouldn't order a fhuqking thing in this Day & Age...because it's already setting on a shelf,ready to roll. Would LOVE to see a video of her "sneaking up" on a glass of water,or trying to tie her own shoes! I'm fhuqking CRYIN',I'm Laffin' sooooooooooo fhuqking HARD!!!

Bless her heart.

Wow +P++!

Kudos to DUMB Fhuqks doing their best!

Laffin'!