I started a new job back in July, so this was my first (and last) office Christmas party with this bunch and their spouses. The party started at 6:00pm and by 8:30pm, three of them were passed out cold on the floor and two more were puking their guts out on the back lawn. One lady's husband, dude about 50ish years old, wouldn't shut up and kept talking about his farts, the size of his dick, how big her tits are, etc.,and was just making a complete ass of himself. Another guy was hitting on anyone and everyone and getting all grabby and was finally told he needed to leave.

I don't mind having a few drinks, catching a good buzz, and having a good time, but I don't understand drinking to the point of utter stupidity and complete blackout. Gave me a whole new perspective of the people I work with and the idiots they're married to/in a relationship with.