I heard the horror stories from our corporate parties from many years ago. This was long before I started with Wal Mart. The one that led to discontinuing the parties was pretty epic. One of the big wigs got caught in his office bumping uglies with his secretary, which probably wouldn't have been so bad, except that it was his wife that caught him. An inebriated shop manager walked off the end of a loading dock and broke his shoulder. Two guys decided they were too drunk to drive them selves home, so made the classic decision to "follow" each other home. They made it less than a mile down the road before they ran into each other. Another guy left the party and passed out at a train crossing waiting for a train to pass. He had the window open with his head hanging out the window, and the whole side of his head was covered with snow when the cop rolled up on him. 'Scared the crap out of the cop as he thought someone had shot him in the head and blew his brains out. So in one night they had one serious injury in the shop, three DUI's and a messy divorce case. So much for corporate parties at that company.
Last edited by gophergunner; 12/24/18.
