I bet Bristoe get reeeeal quiet, reeeeal quick when people are standing in front of him.
LOL.
I bet you start showing your ass after 4 beers.
I mean,...it's obvious you live on the cusp. It's in your blood to be an azzhole. 4 beers are probably more than enough for you to show it to the world.
It's 3 minutes after 5PM and you've already got it poked out there for all the world to see.
What time did you start today?