“We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry,” the Facebook event page said. “If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Let’s see them aliens.”
So what the heck is "naruto run" anyway? Turns out it's the way ninjas run in Japanese Manga cartoons. Would love to see 1.5 million idiots running around the desert like that. You should periodically clear dud munitions anyway.
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh
