2/21/03
Told the lady doc all I knew about this was to get the chains.
She had no idea.
"To put on a calfs legs and pull".
She didn't like that much.

Baby got hung up, they needed to drain my wife's bladder,
somehow it was just the doc and I, I volunteered, and helped
Cath her. Baby popped out shortly.


6/21/07
Baby was hung up, they had my wife face the wall, get on her knees holding the raised bed,
Pushing in that position. Nothing, she was getting tired, they told her to lay back down.
Halfway down, she felt something shift and had a contraction, the baby literally popped out.
The doctor and I both grabbed her, or she would have hit the floor.

That kid went from barely crowning, to out in a second, tore my wife quite a bit.

She groaned. That's it, a groan. The only sound during the whole thing.
No drugs at all.
She was a rock star with the nurses, the whole floor was talking about her,
nurses that weren't assigned to us were looking in at her.
They wanted to film her and show it to women as to how they should act in labor.


Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!