Years ago use to take my morning coffee in the garage so I could talk with the lads and lassies, (Pookie, Bozo, Shelia, and Audy (Murphy -cat was a badass). I step out and they're all focused and I haven't woke up yet. I then find myself the target of a very agitated -green- sidewinder. That gets real sporty.


AND:
God forbid some leopard g-string wearing guy shoot me with a 270.

Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
-General James Mattis United States Marine Corps


Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.