I will answer right after you tell us your experiences with bears !
I love how you dodge, bob, and weave. Keep hiding and embarrassing yourself. It fits.
Suffice to say I've shot a bear or two, and done it with people far less clown-like than you.
Somebody seems to be an expert at dodge, bob and weave. And now that you claim to have shot a bear or two with people more qualified and less clown like than me I am sure we all would like to hear.