When I was a kid I had a huge crush on one of my first cousins, and then I got edumicated!
wheni was about 13 or so i meet this girl at a dance and we kinda got to liking each other, so we were talking and she told me her last name, I told her to quit screwing with me, she said no really, I about choked to death on the gum I was chewing.
she was my 4th cousin.
