My ex told me if I ever ate a possum, she'd never kiss me again. Shoulda taken her up on that decades ago.
I hope that’s not your ex!
Far from it. As a girl she looked like a tall and slender Stevie Nicks. Still looks good at almost 60.
I'm into the gals of the Asian Persuasion now. I tell the China Doll all my wives from now on are gonna be Chinese, or maybe Korean. She says" You can dream, Grandpa....."